Oct 25 2005

they save their best pairs for the nights they know they’re gonna sleep with someone

when i was in the bathroom a couple of minutes ago, i decided i was going to write about the goofy bra i was wearing today. then i realized that i write an awful lot about my bras. then i decided that i should start a blog that’s all about lingerie and the bras that i wear. i could post a new picture everyday and it would be super fun. then i remembered that i am full of great ideas and absolutely no follow-through, and really like i’m gonna take a picture of a bra everyday, because then everyone would know that i wear ratty old bras a lot and seriously only save the good ones for nights i know someone might be seeing it.

so then i got to thinking that i talk entirely too much about bras and masturbation, and i should probably stop lest someone get the idea that i’m like the SexGirl� because i don’t want to be the SexGirl. then i thought that it’s sad that i can’t really really enjoy sex without being labeled, and that’s just so damn wrong.

then i went to make a cup of coffee because i think i might be in the midst of catching a cold.

Tags: bra

Posted on Tue, 25 October 2005 at 10:51 am

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this is news in minnesota, or i bet mrs. olsen could have gotten a better scoop at the mercantile come now, i haven’t done one of these things in like 1000 years and if you real all the way to the end you will find out something incredibly delightful

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Placemat

I for one, vote no to pictures.

Your words are sexy enuff.
25 Oct 05 at 1:54 pm #
jodi

ok, you’re the crush of the day.
25 Oct 05 at 1:55 pm #
Placemat

Sweet talk like this goes far.

Dirty talk will get you farther.
& FYI, you made me smile. Thanks for that.
25 Oct 05 at 3:44 pm #

Be bold & mighty forces will come to your aid.
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