Oct 26 2005
i’ll never eat another cookie again
this should definitely be filed under ‘you learn something new everyday.’ except what i have learned has shattered my world view and ruined my between meal snacks. allegedly, according to very reliable source, cookie is a slang term. it does not mean a yummy baked good filled with chocolate, peanut butter or some other delight. no, cookie is apparently slang for the vagina. or, in other circles, cookie is slang for sex.
of course the moment i found out about this, i gasped in horror. really, i did. because you know what? i’ve mentioned wanting cookies about 32,085 on this here web site.
no wonder all y’all think that i’m some sort of depraved nympho. and here i thought it was all the talk about practicing.
OK, you’ve totally been had.
“Cookie” originated with the Dutch koekje meaning “little cake”. It was a tiny piece of cake batter put into the oven to test its readiness to bake the full-sized cakes.
Your source deserves a swift kick in the butt.
26 Oct 05 at 9:40 pm #i don’t think the slang is based ont he dutch version, dokr.
26 Oct 05 at 9:41 pm #So you’re saying that Fred Durst was really doing it all for the cookie?
27 Oct 05 at 8:33 am #i did it all for the nookie,
so you can take that cookie,
and stick it up your ass…
it’s so clear, isn’t it?
27 Oct 05 at 9:41 am #Are you sure your source wasn’t talking about a “quicky”?
27 Oct 05 at 9:45 am #I’ve heard it referred to as the “sweet spot between your legs”. At an office gathering for someone’s birthday or the like we were eating treats, one woman noted that she had hair on her cookie…our boss said that’s what happens to big girls. that was before sexual harrassment laws.
The same thing for pie, my pizza restaurant boss thought it was cool to ask girls how their pies were when they were paying the bill.
sorry jodi, but you opened the door.
27 Oct 05 at 1:02 pm #i think you meant to say she opened her cookie.
27 Oct 05 at 2:00 pm #I’ve heard the expression, “bake my cookie” before.
It’s like, that part that gals can only get to on their own or with another gal, because the guys are generally clumsy, ignorant, and in a hurry.
28 Oct 05 at 11:35 am #