Three names I go by:
1. jodi
2. chromey
3. gangster of love
Three screen names I have had:
1. geminimat
2. jodichromeysupergenius
3. loverollercoaster
Three physical things I like about myself:
1. eyes
2. breasts
3. fingernails

when i was in the bathroom a couple of minutes ago, i decided i was going to write about the goofy bra i was wearing today. then i realized that i write an awful lot about my bras. then i decided that i should start a blog that’s all about lingerie and the bras that [...]

i nearly peed my pants watching the 10 o’clock news tonight. the second story, the not the tippy toppest news, but the alomst tippy top, was a story about a fight at a high school. this is news in minnesota. nobody was killed, nobody was even taken to a hospital though one mother claimed she [...]

i have finally figured the secret combination of skittles that tastes exactly like a bowl of Trix. it’s two reds and two yellows, eaten all at once. you should probably try it at home. you’ll be amazed just how right i am.

the cold weather and the grey clouds are not doing much to alleviate the melancholy over simon’s death. part of me wants to sit in the comfy green chair all day and eat oreos. but, well i have to work and i don’t have any oreos at home. despite the tragic death of little [...]

this is simon. we lived together for about a month. he was sister #4’s kitty for about three months. tonight she had to put him to sleep because he had kitty leukemia.
sister #4 just called with the news. she was sobbing and sobbing and i just feel so bad for her. i am glad [...]

sister #4 and her friend D, who is in town visiting from Idaho, have taken Simon to the emergency vet. the poor little guy is not getting any better. just looking at him breaks my heart right in two. about an hour ago, Simon peed allover D. which is weird, because he’s never had an [...]

amandahugnkiss (who is over from SD for the weekend) and i are doing our best to keep sister #4 upbeat. the chitter chatter is endless, here at Supergenius, Inc. and, to make her feel a bit better, i told her we should wear costumes. so, in honor of her wedding that didn’t happen (and in [...]

apparently, carl could not go on without me. the new pornographers show has been cancelled. i think this is a sign.

sister #4 just called. she took simon to the vet. they don’t know what the hell was wrong with him, but he is dehydrated. they pumped him full of electrolytes, gave her a syringe and told her to force feed him, and he has to take antibiotics. allegedly it could be some sort of infection, [...]

i am sitting in the comfy green chair. my hair is brushed, so are my teeth. i’m wearing my ‘Marathon Shirt’ which i will talk about later. sitting next to me is Maxwell PufnStuf. he’s trying to crochet. we’re watching Dawson’s Creek. if i didn’t have to go to work in 24 minutes this would [...]

simon, one of sister #4’s kittens, is not well. i don’t know what’s wrong with him, but i’m worried sick about it. he hasn’t been himself the past two days. all he does is sleep, his eyes are gunky and he looks like he’s lost weight. i think sister #4 is going to take him [...]

dear Carl,
i was just listening to “Letter from an Occupant” for about the 39,921st time in the last little while here. today instead of making it shake my ass, it instead nearly made me cry.
first before you get all uppity with me, i know that it’s all about Neko on that one, but when i [...]

this morning before coming to work, i downloaded This Bird Has Flown which is a tribute album to the beatles in honor of the 40th Anniversary of Rubber Soul. if i haven’t gotten on my knees lately in praise of the god-like substance that is the iTunes Music Store, consider this my penance.
the marketers [...]

i awoke this morning at 7:15, a full fifteen minutes before the alarm was set to go off and like a full half hour before i actually planned on getting out of bed.
unlike most mornings, i was feeling strangely awake. instead of snuggling deeper under the covers, i threw the covers off, rolled onto my [...]