Jan 27 2006
pranksters foiled by a feminine supergenius
“hello dan patch lanes,” i said into the phone as i made change for opie’s bud light.
“hi,” a nine or ten-year-old boy said. “do you have ummm, ten-pound balls?”
“yes, we do,” i said.
“oh, ummm,” he said. there were giggles in the background. “it’s a girl,” he said to the gigglers. “ok, thanks.’
ha!
Dammit, you foiled me again!
28 Jan 06 at 7:18 am #“Yes, and they’re FABulous.”
29 Jan 06 at 12:35 pm #