Jan 31 2006

not chocolate covered breasts

since i never ever got the red robot keychain that i desired with my entire soul, you should take the money you saved and go buy some truffles from team boobylicious. you don’t even have to send them to me, you can eat them yourself. it’s for a good cause. plus, who doesn’t love chocolate and breasts?

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Posted on Tue, 31 January 2006 at 10:59 am

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