Feb 14 2006
5

the hits keep coming

first of all, when i came home tonight after a 4 hour meeting at work where i laughed so hard my cheeks hurt i melted into a puddle. there in my mailbox was a red envelope. a valentine from my very much-adored TTHM. so yeah, some people never forget.

second of all, my iTrip is missing. i’m thinking of calling in Encyclopedia Brown because the last i remember the iTrip was sitting on the counter Friday and when i went to work Monday it was gone! GONE! i tore through the kitchen cabinents, overturned furniture, crawled under the couch, it’s nowhere to be found and it’s driving me absolutely nuts.

in still other news, i’m hopelessly addicted to the olympics. why, i have no idea. i take no interest in any athletic pursuit at all, and suddenly i’m crying when the chinese skater biffs it while attempting a quadruple sow cow. the mere fact that i can even type the words quadruple sow cow is just absurd. i, of course, blame the obsession on the skater-esque charm of the snowboarders, particularly the flame-haired beauty, Shaun White. i have made a vow to have sex with the next person i meet who can do either a mctwisty or a fakey 900 fakey.

This post has 5 comments. Add your own.

  1. UH

    Salchow, jodikins, salchow. Named for Ulrich Salchow.

    “Sow cow” is like a female manatee or something, isn’t it?

    15 Feb 06 at 6:31 pm #
  2. UH

    Whoops, forgot to actually put a link in there. It’s Ulrich Salchow.

    15 Feb 06 at 6:32 pm #
  3. UH

    And now I broke the sidebar.

    It’s just been that sort of day.

    15 Feb 06 at 6:33 pm #
  4. jodi

    i kinda liked it better when it was sow cow. you have ruined my blissful ignorance!

    15 Feb 06 at 7:12 pm #
  5. You can have my iTrip (too many active stations in the Boston area for it to work well) if I can have a navy blue turtleneck to replace the one I had that went missing between the hamper and the washing machine.

    I have a feeling the two of them are off vacationing somewhere sunny.

    15 Feb 06 at 7:45 pm #

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