Feb 27 2006

one is the loneliest number that you’ll ever know

everyone can agree that mondays generally suck, but mondays when your two work-BFFs are gone are like a whole-new level of suckiness heretofore unexperienced by this supergenius. Al, the cutest girl on earth™, and seamus are at a trade show. it sucks. so it’s gonna be a slow quiet few days here in the land of boringness and no friends. that means i need you to keep me amused. got it?

Tags: Friends

Posted on Mon, 27 February 2006 at 9:50 am

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don’t move your lips, just shake your hips things i am doing to comfort myself in my time of need since you refuse to make me feel less lonely you heartless beasts

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This post has 6 comments. Add your own.

kelly

Dude, I got to work with my crabby pants firmly stapled in place. I hate Mondays. I am sorry, though, that your friends are gone. That is just no good.
27 Feb 06 at 10:17 am #
jodi

it sucks! but at least i am drinking mango tea out of my Current mug and having lunch with FFJ. that might help, a little bit.
27 Feb 06 at 10:18 am #
Lerren

well… what about a compliment about how stunningly gorgeous the site redesign is? would that help?
27 Feb 06 at 10:51 am #
jodi

oh yeah, i forgot about that. thank you!
27 Feb 06 at 10:53 am #
PeeWee

Yes, I like the new design, but I won’t feel bad for you if your BFFs aren’t in the office today. My BFF at work quit in October, and I haven’t been happy at work since. Call the Wahmbulance!
27 Feb 06 at 12:04 pm #
Megan

At least you have internet. I only have email at work. I have people email me stuff from the web to read. How lame is that?
27 Feb 06 at 7:33 pm #

Be bold & mighty forces will come to your aid.
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