Mar 09 2006

things that have recently come to my attention

1. if i could have dirty, dirty sex with mick jagger’s voice (and not him, because he’s kinda old, even though his snaky hips are dead sexy), i would.
2. i’ve officially started the procrastination portion of my next short story writing excursion. the story is due on March 30th.
3. i am going to have to start sharpening my ‘make sweet sweet love’ to me vibe, because i need to use it on Carl Newman Sunday when i go to see The New Pornographers
4. i am really very excited to go to class tonight

Tags: MSSLtM Vibe, The New Pornographers, The Rolling Stones, There is no five

Posted on Thu, 09 March 2006 at 12:45 pm

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AC Newman

what if we cover a rolling stones song on sunday and i give you my best mick jagger impression?
09 Mar 06 at 3:49 pm #
jodi

i will be your’s forever.
09 Mar 06 at 4:13 pm #
AC Newman

will you toss my orange salad?
09 Mar 06 at 4:17 pm #
jodi

perhaps. i don’t know what that means. care to explain?
09 Mar 06 at 4:19 pm #
AC Newman

Ask Chris Rock.
09 Mar 06 at 4:41 pm #
jodi

no! i’m asking you. besides chris rock hardly ever reads iwilldare.com anymore.
09 Mar 06 at 4:46 pm #
Chris Rock

what do you mean? i drop in on this site hourly. here you go: http://twadzilla.com/fun/misc/Chris_Rock-Tossed_Salad.mp3
09 Mar 06 at 5:05 pm #
jodi

i’m afraid! very afraid.
09 Mar 06 at 5:45 pm #
kelly

Dude…that is SICK.
10 Mar 06 at 10:19 am #

Be bold & mighty forces will come to your aid.
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