Mar 22 2006

here’s what we know

a glass has not been invented that will be big enough to hold the drink that i need right now. got it?

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Posted on Wed, 22 March 2006 at 1:15 pm

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Captain

then perhaps something like this will suffice: http://pictures.isachin.com/albums/nab2004/IMGP0469.sized.jpg
22 Mar 06 at 1:40 pm #
JackassJimmy

Damn! Well then here’s to a better rest of the day.

Cheers,
JJ
22 Mar 06 at 1:43 pm #
jodi

captain, i’ll be home at 5. meet me there with your eyepatch, a bottle, and a smile. got it?
22 Mar 06 at 1:43 pm #
Thomas

Please reference the Borg Sphere or the Warp Core Breach beverages at the Star Trek Experience in Las Vegas. Both are so massive they REQUIRE two people present when ordering one.
22 Mar 06 at 1:51 pm #
Captain

is there an area where i can dock by boat?
22 Mar 06 at 1:59 pm #
jodi

sure dock your boat on the Minnesota. it shouldn’t be a problem.
22 Mar 06 at 2:16 pm #
wolfdog

if you find that jumbo drink, order two. And I’ll have a 40 oz Colt 45 for a chaser….
22 Mar 06 at 2:19 pm #
UH

Are you sure this one wouldn’t be large enough?

Clicky
22 Mar 06 at 5:41 pm #

Be bold & mighty forces will come to your aid.
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