Dear Slayer,
I, jodichromeysupergenius aka jodi, queen of the underground would like to extend this formal invitation to you and your cohorts and your fans and people of your ilk to kiss my ass.
Nice try. If you think you are stealing 06.06.06 from me, you’ve got another thing coming. I totally called dibs on 06.06.06 way [...]

To make the last night of the vodo’s class a bit more interesting Kelly, Mike, and I played the Workshop Drinking Game. Before class we sat down and wrote down all the workshop cliches we could think of. Then, since we forgot to bring alcohol to class, we divvied up the list between the three [...]

I have rather large eyes. In fact, there’s a running joke in the Sisterclub about my large eyes. All you have to do to dissovle us into giggles is say, “Sorry about your bug eyes.” It’s so funny because a little kid named Doug said that to me once. I was like 18, he was [...]

Some two years ago, I used to spend a lot of time lounging about with my hand down my pants watching Dawson’s Creek or talking on the phone.
Last night that’s exactly what I did and it was totally awesome. I felt like I was 31 again.
(okay, okay, I know. What kind of asshole gets nostalgic [...]

Yesterday when I fueled up Ruby, I bought two bottles of Mixed-berry flavored Vitamin Enhanced Water Beverage. I only enjoyed the refreshing berryness of one of those bottle. As I left one in Ruby to either enjoy later at night in the comfort of my own home, or to drink at work when I was [...]

Clearly Peewee is the only one who listens to anything I have to say when it comes to my one true heart’s desire — because it was she who finally caved to my incessant demands for a red robot keychain and for that, she’s totally getting the Sweet Valley High books when I die. you [...]

i totally blame FFJ for the weird dream i had last night. after i told her about the blog outing she told me to make up a hot and horny sex dream about the vodo, and write about it in exacting detail.
well, it wasn’t a sex dream. but it was weird nonetheless. (warning, this is [...]

High Fidelity is gonna be a Broadway musical. i’m sure it will suck, but i still wanna see it. NY in December, anyone? (thanks UH)

i’m late. i’m always late. i was born like 2 weeks late, so i think there’s some sort of gentic thing to blame. my lateness is my worst, most annoying habit of all time. it drives me nuts that i am late, and yet i still can’t seem to manage to be early. i was [...]

last night after bookclub, max started to show me his latest song and dance routine. it went a little something like this:
“there once was an island called butt”
here you fling your legs out from side to side, like you’re trying to kick off your foot or something.
“but then an earthquake struck”
here is where you run [...]

after hosting a party instead having a drunken-scrog session with a random party-attender, you do the dishes.

earlier this week, kottke linked to the 50 best book to film adaptations, then today i noticed he marked which ones he’d seen and/or watched.
so i did it too.
incidentally, i must note that the list doesn’t include “The World According to Garp,” “Secretary,” “High Fidelity” or “In the Bedroom.” which i would say are [...]

so my pal Wolfdogg totally taught me how to send mp3s to the Razr. So now, to makes sure I keep my title as all-time queen of the dorks, instead of playing the Inspector Gadget theme song whenever my phone rings, it now plays “I Will Dare.”
Oh yeah, that’s right. I can’t wait for someone [...]

FFJ and i are drunk in a hotel in Duluth, Minnesota, which is right next door to wisconsin. we went to see David Sedaris read, he did very well and talked about how distincter rhymed with sphincter and because i never realized that until right now, that’s why he is a much better writer than [...]

“you’re not mad at me for showing up at Grumpy’s last night are you?” FFJ asked when i called her about an hour ago.
“god no.”
“oh you just seemed freaked out and talked about world’s colliding.”
“because they did!” i took a deep breath ready to relate the night’s events at a speed that would blow her [...]