word to your moms, i come to drop bombs
i totally blame FFJ for the weird dream i had last night. after i told her about the blog outing she told me to make up a hot and horny sex dream about the vodo, and write about it in exacting detail.
well, it wasn’t a sex dream. but it was weird nonetheless. (warning, this is a stupid dream entry. you have been warned)
apparently, the last night of writing class was taking place at my house. for some reason the entire class showed up early and the vodo was black. he had discovered that you could take melanin pills and become black, but it only worked for like a month. he was taking the pills because he wanted to see what it was like to be black. they worked really quite fast, because he was really dark and and had sausagey-like dreads all over his head.
the rest of the class took the color change in stride, but i couldn’t stop talking about it. as we discussed it and what it was like, i decided it would be a good time to jump around the room while singing House of Pain’s “Jump Around” at the top of my lungs.
then i woke up.
See, the DJ’s in my hometown used to mix that song into Chris-Cross’ song “Jump”, going directly into Sir-Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back.”
Now I’m in my 20’s again and trying to get laid…
26 Apr 06 at 12:35 pm #Oh my.
26 Apr 06 at 1:50 pm #i got more rhymes than the bible’s got psalms.
26 Apr 06 at 2:53 pm #