Apr 27 2006

i have a robot

Clearly Peewee is the only one who listens to anything I have to say when it comes to my one true heart’s desire — because it was she who finally caved to my incessant demands for a red robot keychain and for that, she’s totally getting the Sweet Valley High books when I die. you should feel bad.

Now the rest of you suckers are left coming up with your own ideas on what to get me on this, the most magical of birthdays. 06.06.06 deserves some good gifts, I think. Of course you can bet your sweet ass that books is a good gift for the nerdiest of nerds on her most magical of birthdays (which is in like 39 days).

Tags: birthday

Posted on Thu, 27 April 2006 at 8:51 am

Subscribe to RSS 2.0 feed.

word to your moms, i come to drop bombs lyrics like “i must confess, i want to get undressed” are just not appropriate here

Possibly related:

i still want the robot keychain

Hides my cold robot interior

and the oscar for best line in an email goes to

This post has 1 comment. Add your own.

PeeWee

Can I get a w00t w00t?
The Sweet Valley High comment made me chuckle. Have you put your keys on it yet?
27 Apr 06 at 10:03 pm #

Be bold & mighty forces will come to your aid.
Post a Comment

Things I Want to Tell You

I am celebrating my independence by sitting around in my pajamas until noon. [+]

The only thing the Slate piece on overused catchphrases is missing is how we really, really need to ditch douche. [+]

The best line I've read all damn day: "you can see from these photos that i was dressing like the secretary of the indigo girl's fan club, but not living the part." [+]

Joe Henry in the LA Times on Music's Literary Side. It's really good until he mentions Alice Munro (barf). [+]

You should go listen to this NPR interview with Liz Phair on the 15th Anniversary of Exile in Guyville. Go listen, now. Seriously. Go. She talks about the whole Exile on Mainstreet/Guyville thing. It's fascinating. [+]

Could The Deets be any cuter? No, no he couldn't be. [+]

Recently Dared

On time travel, lesbian dreams, and bus stops (1)
- Tam: I have a hard time going back home to my hometown, too. There’s just something about it that makes me...
Supergenius & the bumper sticker that’s smarter than she is (2)
- UH: How big a bottle of gin did you find? I always buy the 1.75 liter bottle, myself (which is the biggest the liquor...
- bamboozlde: i enjoy this bit: ONN - Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency -...
links for 2008-07-03 (3)
- bamboozlde: i had no idea st paul was so gangsta back in tha day, yo.
- Jodi: Nice catch! I think non-fatal fatalities are the best kind.
- UH: 1903 … St. Paul’s first fatal car fatality occurs when a child is hit on Selby Avenue. So before that...