May 12 2006

Six old men I wish I could have had sex with when they were in their prime

• Bob Dylan
• Mick Jagger
• Tom Brokaw
• Cary Grant
• Kurt Vonnegut
• Buddy Holly

yeah, the work today is sucking out every brain cell that I used to own.

Tags: Bob Dylan, Kurt Vonnegut, There is no five

Posted on Fri, 12 May 2006 at 1:49 pm

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This post has 11 comments. Add your own.

bea arthur

hey! what about me?
12 May 06 at 2:49 pm #
jodi

what about you? i am sorry bea i’ve never wanted to have sex with you. ever.
12 May 06 at 2:50 pm #
UH

UH
12 May 06 at 3:33 pm #
jodi

UH, you cannot add yourself to the list without special permission from the queen.

’sides, you’re not really old, are you?
12 May 06 at 3:37 pm #
bea arthur

but i look like a dude.
12 May 06 at 3:57 pm #
jodi

so do i! what’s your point?
12 May 06 at 4:09 pm #
bea arthur

i have a penis.
12 May 06 at 4:36 pm #
bea arthur

…and salt n’ pepper pubic hair to go with it.
12 May 06 at 4:37 pm #
UH

Nah, not old, but certainly no longer in my prime.
12 May 06 at 5:09 pm #
Jo Harding

Pretty sure old Cary was gay.
13 May 06 at 11:33 am #
PeeWee

I would do Cary Grant, Dean Martin, Gene Kelly, and possibly Ricardo Montalban. Hellz yeah.
Would you do Elvis?
13 May 06 at 1:24 pm #

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