Answers to implied Google search questions
01. Liz Phair sings “Why Can’t I Breathe Whenever I think about you.”
02. I am not sure if briefs can hide erections
03. 06.06.06 is the day where we will all rejoice and celebrate my birth
04. Mr. Wilson should probably stop looking at 8th grade boobies
. A giraffe’s tongue is 18 to 20 inches long
06. No, I have never met my fortune teller, nor have I gotten it off with no propeller
07. It’s standing outside a broken phonebooth with money in my hand, not a tollbooth
08. Oh, I don’t know who the Shakopee Slut is, but I’ll totally take her out to lunch sometime to learn how she got that name
09. I don’t know if Rivers cuomo is gay or not.
10. If you kiss someone with a cold sore you will rot in hell you shameless hussy
11. If you are looking for a ‘free sincere apology letter’ chances are the apology is not sincere.
12. If you are 15 and tan in a bed, that is probably bad. Your skin will be like leather by the time you’re 30.
13. I’m not sure why you’re so ugly, but I’m positive you won’t find the answer on google.
14. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free means that why would a guy marry you if you’re already having sex with him
15. The hidden message in Mike Doughty’s “Grey Ghost” song is this: jodi, i want to make sweet sweet love to you, mike
16. Yes, girls with tattoos are easy. The more tattoos, the easier the girl.
17. I’m sorry, I don’t know who your biological father is.
18. You are more than welcome to roll a Rolo to your friend. can I be your friend?
19. If your husband is wearing Speedos you should dump him.
20. I have no idea what movie ring stealer is known for his cry of precious.
21. It’s William Faulkner, though Fuckner totally made me laugh
22. No I cannot make you a banana
23. Only losers read FAQs
Briefs will NOT hide an erection.
25 May 06 at 3:48 pm #Smigel says precious.
Rivers Cuomo is your dad.
if Rivers Cuomo is my dad, all I gotta say is, “incest is best.”
(yes, i know I’m going to hell).
25 May 06 at 3:50 pm #I thought Rolos were rolled to one’s pals.
25 May 06 at 11:34 pm #maybe in utah.
25 May 06 at 11:42 pm #“You can roll a Rolo to your pal
It’s chocolate-covered caramel”
Plus, Utahns don’t have pals, they have wives.
Lots of them.
25 May 06 at 11:44 pm #i have no pals, or wives.
25 May 06 at 11:46 pm #No, you can, however, roll a Rolo to your friend as it’s chocolate covered caramel from end to end.
Coup Ferrer
26 May 06 at 12:32 pm #