Jun 06 2006

Coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck

Truth be told, I’m a little bit disappointed. It’s my birthday and all, and it’s 6.6.06, so where is the plague of locusts? Where is the rapture? There were people driving in cars on my way to work, even the ones with the little silver fishes were manned (or womaned). The most satanic thing to happen so far today was me listening to Motley Crue while tossing out the heavy metal fingers wily nily on my way to work.

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Posted on Tue, 06 June 2006 at 10:15 am

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That’s great it starts with an earthquake, birds, and snakes or Happy Apocalyptic Birthday to me You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched

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18 times in a row or hurry up hurry up ain’t you had enough of this stuff?

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dweebie

Happy Birtdhay!!!!Here’s a link to the adoption site http://chinesechildren.org/AboutUs/Index.

You can start filling out your forms so you’ll have your new child by next birthday, when you turn 35!!!!
06 Jun 06 at 10:34 am #
Placemat

Hey You, Happy B-Day! May the rivers run with blood…

-The Beast
06 Jun 06 at 10:49 am #
NBFB

There’s a song (non-satanic in nature) in which, “June the sixth” is uttered. It’s somewhat of a famous, 70’s, movie soundtrack type song.

Know what it is?
06 Jun 06 at 11:27 am #
jodi

no, will you tell me pretty please?
06 Jun 06 at 11:30 am #
NBFB

Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth, pullin’ logs
Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin’ hogs
We ‘as headin’ fer bear on I-One-Oh
‘Bout a mile outta Shaky-Town
I sez Pig-Pen, this here’s the Rubber Duck
An’ I’m about to put the hammer on down
06 Jun 06 at 12:03 pm #
NBFB

I lied, “sixth of June” it says…
06 Jun 06 at 12:03 pm #
Thomas

Oh, we got a mighty convoy…

(This song interrupted by my brain stem beating it out of it’s stuck position in my head.)
06 Jun 06 at 1:27 pm #
Wes

happy birthday nice lady.
06 Jun 06 at 9:52 pm #

Be bold & mighty forces will come to your aid.
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