Jun 07 2006
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Even though I have reached the grand old age of 34, today I discovered that I can still pop-n-lock just like I was 24 or even 14. I’ve been listening to “Lose Yourself” by Eminem on repeat this morning.
Okay, that’s a total lie. I could never pop-n-lock. In fact, I’m not even sure what one would do to pop or lock.
Here’s some truth. I’m hope that being 34 isn’t nearly as exhausting as turning 34. Yesterday kicked my ass. I feel hungover, only I totally forgot to drink in celebration of the Happy Apocalyptic Birthday (that’ll come next week at the Poetry Slam).
I think I need to go in search of some sort of caffeinated substance.
I would pop, then lock, then take some Aleve and go to bed. Das how I roll.
09 Jun 06 at 8:01 am #The only pop and lock I’m familiar with is in my knees.
09 Jun 06 at 1:00 pm #Pop and lock? Dear God, Jodi! Do you have TMJ?
09 Jun 06 at 1:59 pm #if TMJ=too much jerking off, yes.
09 Jun 06 at 2:01 pm #Tooth Mouth Jaw! ;P
09 Jun 06 at 3:16 pm #Tooth Mouth Jaw! ;P
09 Jun 06 at 3:17 pm #