Jun 28 2006

Be warned, zombies will eat your face

The only people I can come close to not killing today are Jeff Tweedy and Colin Meloy, everyone else I want to maim in my sleep-deprived zombie-like state.

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Posted on Wed, 28 June 2006 at 2:50 pm

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Do over On reading the shitty, shitty Wedding by Nicholas Sparks

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PeeWee

I noticed I haven’t commented in awhile. Just wanted to say HI JODI!
28 Jun 06 at 9:29 pm #
Thomas

You can kick and bite and be angry all you want. I’ll just hold you in that rocking chair and hum “Lay lady lay” until you’re too tired to fight anymore.
29 Jun 06 at 12:39 pm #

Be bold & mighty forces will come to your aid.
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