Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
It was on this day, September 25, in 1789 that Congress [...]

For some reason I had a party that Uncle Joey from Full House attended. He proceeded to get really very drunk and decided to masturbate in my bathtub. He had the biggest penis I ever saw. It was like an animal’s member. I was angry and told him to stop jerking off and get the [...]

Whenever I tell anyone about my phobia they laugh uproariously. Because, apparently, it’s really funny to laugh at people with psychological problems. Listen jerks, I know it’s funny. The irony that I’m 6′5″ and afraid of heights is not lost on me.
It’s not your average fear of heights either. I don’t mind flying, or [...]

Girl Detective talks about book memes and hated books today. I like that she thinks that talking about books you hate is often more fun than talking about books that you adore. I totally agree with her. There’s nothing I enjoy more than getting a vitriolic rage on about some sucky book.
In her post [...]

Since I stayed up late the other night putting together a playlist filled with songs sure to rip my heart right out, I thought I should cater to my other personality and put togethr a ‘C’mon Get Happy’ playlist filled with songs that make me smile for some reason or other. However, I just [...]

Coworker: If you were up so early for the Culligan Man why were you so late?
Me: I was watching Kids Incorporated videos on YouTube, duh.
Coworker: I don’t want to know.

Usually at this time in the morning, I’m dreamily pressing snooze for the second time, or stumbling naked to my desk to write down the Post-it Note Song of the Day (Heaven is for Easy Girls for the second day in a row). But today I had to spring from bed the moment the alarm [...]

Dear Everyone who knows I’m a Copywriter
I’ve seen Enter the Copywriter. No need to send me the link.
Love you lots,
Jodi

While I was curled up in bed last night under my buttery butter sheets that I love I came up with a great scene for a story. It was right there and in my last conscious moments before drifting off to sleep, I thought about getting up to write it down.
But the air coming through [...]

Good Hodgkins has an MP3 of my favorite song of this week, The Awkward Stage’s Heaven is for Easy Girls.

On bottles of some pills you see the ‘Do not take with alcohol’ or ‘be careful driving and shit when you take these pills’ warning. You always see things like TV-MA, this show is intended for mature audiences only, or something like that on shows like Law & Order.
There should be the same kinds [...]

I think it’s time to declare Paul Westerberg’s “Folker” the perfect cool, gray Fall album. The album came out something like two years ago, but today I can’t seem to get enough of it. I’ve listened to it two times straight through and am about halfway through the third listen.
Is it lame to get nostalgic [...]

Recently I mooched a copy of This Is Not Chick Lit edited by Elizabeth Merrick. It’s a collection of short stories by woman writers. Writers who are generally ignored because the spotlight is shining on their Chick Lit-spweing sisters. It arrived today and it made my Monday. I’ve been wanting to read this collection for [...]

We live surrounded, and even when we’re alone we’re distracted, occupied by passive entertainment, and lonely. God, I love Brad Zellar.

Wendy found the Policy on bringing Sexy Back.