Nov 25 2006

Supergenius HQ under siege: Day 10, the infestation

I woke up this morning to pizza crusts on the living room floor and dirty napkins littering the coffee table. When I went to pick up the remnants of Sister #4 and Amandahugnkiss’s dinner, I discovered ants crawling all over the pizza crusts. Yum!

At that point I figured that the homicide would be totally justifiable, and I’d probably get off with community service. Tomorrow she leaves, and not a moment too soon. She has totally and completely overstayed her welcome. When she comes home from Christmas, I am explicitly stating that no friends can spend the night. She can go visit them, they don’t need to invade my house.

Grrrr.

Tags: Sister Club

Posted on Sat, 25 November 2006 at 9:59 am

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Charles

She has ants for friends?

How ento.
25 Nov 06 at 12:04 pm #
Lori

Ewww. I hope you left the mess for her to clean up. That’s not just rude, it’s gross! Hope you make it through tomorrow without any more pests.
26 Nov 06 at 10:50 am #
UH

Wow, all the ants in this neck 0f the woods are already hibernating, or whatever the hell it is that ants do for the winter.
26 Nov 06 at 9:28 pm #
Jodi

it is currently raining outside. november in MN and it’s raining. why? because it’s 40+ degrees out.
26 Nov 06 at 9:31 pm #

Be bold & mighty forces will come to your aid.
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