Marry boff kill
The rage emanating from my eyes could temporarily incapacitate a man at 20 paces, any closer and death. It’s a cranky, crabby, highly annoyed day in the land of the Supergenius. Chances are if you can’t find the right combination of magical spells to placate me, I will eat your face. You have been warned.
So far what is proving mildly successful is playing Marry, Boff, Kill with Al and Seamus.
This is a game Seamus saw on some TV show and has been making us play all morning. Basically you point to someone say “marry boff kill” and then list three people. So far we have made Seamus marry, boff, or kill Hilary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and Condee Rice; Marcia, Jan, and Cindy; Mary Ann, Ginger, and Mrs. Thurston Howell III; Wilma, Betty, and Jane Jetson; and a bunch of people you wouldn’t know.
He just gave me the ultimate MBK combination: Superman, Batman, and Spiderman. I married Supes, boffed Batman, and killed Spidey. It was not an easy decision.
Wendy
February 12th 2007 - 5:16pm
Marry boff kill made me laugh for hours upon hours after seeing it on that there TV show Seamus saw it on.
Also, I said the word Seamus more times this weekend that I did in my entire life, but it wouldn’t really make sense as to why I said it if you weren’t there, which you weren’t, so yeah.
Placemat
February 12th 2007 - 5:21pm
MBK-Danny Tanner, Joey Gladston & Uncle Jessie?
Jodi
February 12th 2007 - 7:19pm
Easy peasy!
Marry: Uncle Jesse
Boff: Danny Tanner
Kill: Joey Gladstone
UH
February 12th 2007 - 8:54pm
Huh. I would’ve thought Jesse was the boffing kind, and you’d marry Danny.
I think everyone can agree with killing Joey, though. Yeah, definitely.
Holtz
February 12th 2007 - 11:38pm
Ok Jodi, how about Jim Walsh, Paul Westerberg, Mike Doughty.
Charles
February 13th 2007 - 8:01am
pffft. That’s crazy.
Jodi
February 13th 2007 - 11:15am
I have been wrestling with this issue all morning. I don’t know if I can do it. I am so weak. And I am ashamed to admit my first instinct was to off Westie. I KNOW. It shocked me too. I mean come on, how much would that make me cry?
My logic was that I don’t want to marry and/or boff Westerberg. However, I would marry and/or boff both Doughty and Walsh.
What’s a girl to do?
RJ
February 13th 2007 - 12:12pm
If “marry” could mean spend an evening in a bar with, and “boff” could mean spend an afternoon at a Twins game with, and “Mike Doughty” could mean Lucinda Williams, then I’d… marry Walsh, boff PW and kill Doughty.
Placemat
February 13th 2007 - 3:41pm
Wow, Holtz with an evil one.
MBK-Rob Gorden, Lloyd Dobler, Lane Meyer?
Jodi
February 13th 2007 - 8:54pm
Marry Rob
Boff Lane
Kill Lloyd (he’d never want anyone except for Diane + can’t hold a job)
Charles
February 13th 2007 - 9:54pm
OMG! – just watched Lloyd tonight. It’s been a decade AT LEAST!
Ione. Super nice hip/waist combo.
Fantasizing about offing W.berg?
WTF.
WTF indeed.
Jodi
February 13th 2007 - 10:15pm
It wasn’t a fantasy! It was immediate gut instinct based solely on my desire to not ever have sex with Westerberg.
Okay Mr. Men: Neko Case, Liz Phair, and Chan Marshall.
Charles
February 14th 2007 - 8:26am
EASY!
F: Chan
M: Neko
K: Liz
and thanks for inspiring such…um…thoughts.
This is fun.
Jodi
February 14th 2007 - 9:37am
Kill Liz? KILL LIZ?
What’s wrong with you?
UH
February 14th 2007 - 11:14am
I don’t know any of them other than Liz, whom I would already like to kill.
Jodi
February 14th 2007 - 11:25am
so apparently I’m the only one here who wants to boff Liz. and I would. Honest.
Hmm, okay how about:
Salma Hayek, Penelope Cruz, and Me!
UH
February 14th 2007 - 9:19pm
No one wants to touch this.
Jodi
February 14th 2007 - 9:54pm
It’s easy:
Marry: Salma
Boff: Penelope
Kill: Me.
Duh.
Charles
February 15th 2007 - 8:04am
Blah.
M: Jodi
F: Salma
K: Penny
UH
February 15th 2007 - 9:41am
I was wavering between Jodi and Salma on the marry/boff decision. Still can’t make up my mind there. Does marrying mean no more boffing? ’cause that could sway my decision.
I totally agree with kill Penelope, though, since she’s forever tainted through her association with Tom Cruise.
Jodi
February 15th 2007 - 9:44am
UH, this brings up an interesting point of contention as far as Marry, Boff, Kill is concerned.
For women, they tend to marry the one they like the best hoping for post-marital boffing and all that kind of good stuff.
Men assume the boffing is over after marriage and pick their second-favorite one to marry, saving their favorite for the boffing.
And while agree with the taint of Tom Cruise all over Penelope, she’s still kinda hot hot hot.
UH
February 15th 2007 - 11:53am
Well, I did marry the one I liked best, and continue to enjoy the boffing, so by that rationale it would follow thusly:
M: Jodi
B: Salma
K: Penelope
Plus I have this feeling that Salma is just a hairsbreadth away from going postal on some poor sucker, and with my luck it would be me – so she’s one-time-fling material.
Charles
February 15th 2007 - 11:57am
I take the longview on the marry thing. Boning is nice but won’t really get you through being fired, cancer, miscarriage or other traumatic life events. My handprint would look great on Salma’s ass, but would fade in time.
Jodi
February 15th 2007 - 12:00pm
All this talk of marriage is making my stomach hurt, let’s change the subject.
Marry Boff Kill: Wonder Woman, Cat Woman, Uma Thurman
UH
February 15th 2007 - 12:12pm
Marry Uma, boff WW, kill CW, especially if it’s Halle Berry’s version.
Charles
February 16th 2007 - 7:52am
UH: I concur.
Placemat
February 17th 2007 - 11:23am
K-Uma
Fu…I mean Boff Catwoman (& Yes, Selina has to wear the cat suit).
M-Diana (I’d never tire of the red boots)