Entries from May 2007
Emo Bear
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Read moreSome other things about Hippiefest before I forget
There was a tent called the ‘G Spot’ selling glasswares. I was disappointed to learn that they weren’t any glass dildoes. Not that I’d have bought one. Because buying a dildo from a hippie just seems unsanitary.
Harmony Park’s stage was surrounded by these HUGE trees. They were gorgeous. There was also a little kid running [...]
In a sea of pot-smoking hippies
Did I mention that I got to see El Deliciousness de Doughty this weekend at Hippiefest? I did, and I’m still grinning when I think of the show. The Hippiefest set was roughly 674 times better than the show at River Falls.
It was while sitting in the woods in Southern Minnesota this weekend that I [...]
I’d like to drink the fuel straight from your lighter
Lately, whenever anyone asks me anything my immediate response is, “Fuck you, I should be working on my book.” Doesn’t matter who is asking me or what they are asking me, the response is the same.
“Jodi would you like to have sex with Matt Dillon while Paul Westerberg sings in the living room and [...]
Supergenius vs. the Hippies
I had a brief flirtation with hippiedom in my college years. But then I realized I was made of bitterness and spite (and everything nice) and unable to convince anyone that I was all full of that peace, love and understanding nonsense. I was born to be opinionated, sassy, and judgmental.
So, Hippiefest was my [...]
You begin with what’s on your mind
One night at Grumpy’s, Peabo, Jags, Vodo and I were arguing about the number of cats I had. I was telling them I had something like 12 cats. Vodo bought it, because he’s a sucker. Jags argued vehemently that I didn’t have 12 cats and she wasn’t sure if I even had any cats because [...]
Read moreTwittering Hippiefest
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Read moreThings I now own that I never thought I would own
A camping chair
A rain poncho
Anti-bacterial wipes
Hand sanitizer (I am taking the term ‘dirty hippie’ to heart)
Gathering my strength and breaking out the vibe for Hippiefest
This weekend I am embarking on my first ever, real-live camping sort of music festival. It’s called Bellaluna Fest and it’s down in Albert Lea, MN. The event has been dubbed Hippiefest in my world and it’s being held at a place called Harmony Park.
I KNOW!
So what would posses a mild-mannered, anti-hippie like me to [...]
Girlfriend with Lil mama
Know what’s better than Avril Lavigne’s “Girlfriend?” The remix featuring Lil Mama. My ass will never stop shaking.
Read moreband bio generator
I’m having more fun with this than I probably should be: Band Bio Generator. [via]
Read moreLet it be known
That on this, the 24th day of May in the 2007th year of our Lord that one, jodichromeysupergenius, arrived at work before 8:30 a.m. Slackers everywhere weep in fear of losing their queen. But I promise you, slackers, with God as my witness that I will never be early again. At least not of my [...]
Read moreI’m so stupid what the hell was I thinking?
I’m in the middle of a professional nervous breakdown. Nothing too life-altering just the usual lots of things to do and not so much time to do them. Matters are not helped that I am taking off Friday to prepare for HippieFest 2007 (Yes, me at a hippiefest, I might have to tell you about [...]
Read morepassive-aggressive notes
Passive-aggressive notes (my favorite: that shit is disrespectful). [via]
Read moreIf you don’t judge a book by its cover, how do you judge it?
I’m about halfway through Laurie Lindeen’s memoir Petal Pusher: A Rock and Roll Cinderella Story, and I’m having some trouble. The book is frustrating me and I can’t tell if I’m being hyper-anal writer or if this is the kind of thing any reader would pick up on.
Lindeen is not making things easy on me. [...]
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