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May 31st, 2007

Emo Bear

Emo Bear t-shirt and only $10!

May 31st, 2007

Some other things about Hippiefest before I forget

There was a tent called the ‘G Spot’ selling glasswares. I was disappointed to learn that they weren’t any glass dildoes. Not that I’d have bought one. Because buying a dildo from a hippie just seems unsanitary. Harmony Park’s stage was surrounded by these HUGE trees. They were gorgeous. There was also a little kid [...]

May 30th, 2007

In a sea of pot-smoking hippies

Did I mention that I got to see El Deliciousness de Doughty this weekend at Hippiefest? I did, and I’m still grinning when I think of the show. The Hippiefest set was roughly 674 times better than the show at River Falls. It was while sitting in the woods in Southern Minnesota this weekend that [...]

May 30th, 2007

I’d like to drink the fuel straight from your lighter

Lately, whenever anyone asks me anything my immediate response is, “Fuck you, I should be working on my book.” Doesn’t matter who is asking me or what they are asking me, the response is the same. “Jodi would you like to have sex with Matt Dillon while Paul Westerberg sings in the living room and [...]

May 29th, 2007

Supergenius vs. the Hippies

I had a brief flirtation with hippiedom in my college years. But then I realized I was made of bitterness and spite (and everything nice) and unable to convince anyone that I was all full of that peace, love and understanding nonsense. I was born to be opinionated, sassy, and judgmental. So, Hippiefest was my [...]

May 28th, 2007

You begin with what’s on your mind

One night at Grumpy’s, Peabo, Jags, Vodo and I were arguing about the number of cats I had. I was telling them I had something like 12 cats. Vodo bought it, because he’s a sucker. Jags argued vehemently that I didn’t have 12 cats and she wasn’t sure if I even had any cats because [...]

May 26th, 2007

Twittering Hippiefest

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May 25th, 2007

Things I now own that I never thought I would own

A camping chair A rain poncho Anti-bacterial wipes Hand sanitizer (I am taking the term ‘dirty hippie’ to heart)

May 25th, 2007

Gathering my strength and breaking out the vibe for Hippiefest

This weekend I am embarking on my first ever, real-live camping sort of music festival. It’s called Bellaluna Fest and it’s down in Albert Lea, MN. The event has been dubbed Hippiefest in my world and it’s being held at a place called Harmony Park. I KNOW! So what would posses a mild-mannered, anti-hippie like [...]

May 24th, 2007

Girlfriend with Lil mama

Know what’s better than Avril Lavigne’s “Girlfriend?” The remix featuring Lil Mama. My ass will never stop shaking.

May 24th, 2007

band bio generator

I’m having more fun with this than I probably should be: Band Bio Generator. [via]

May 24th, 2007

Let it be known

That on this, the 24th day of May in the 2007th year of our Lord that one, jodichromeysupergenius, arrived at work before 8:30 a.m. Slackers everywhere weep in fear of losing their queen. But I promise you, slackers, with God as my witness that I will never be early again. At least not of my [...]

May 23rd, 2007

I’m so stupid what the hell was I thinking?

I’m in the middle of a professional nervous breakdown. Nothing too life-altering just the usual lots of things to do and not so much time to do them. Matters are not helped that I am taking off Friday to prepare for HippieFest 2007 (Yes, me at a hippiefest, I might have to tell you about [...]

May 22nd, 2007

passive-aggressive notes

Passive-aggressive notes (my favorite: that shit is disrespectful). [via]

May 21st, 2007

If you don’t judge a book by its cover, how do you judge it?

I’m about halfway through Laurie Lindeen’s memoir Petal Pusher: A Rock and Roll Cinderella Story, and I’m having some trouble. The book is frustrating me and I can’t tell if I’m being hyper-anal writer or if this is the kind of thing any reader would pick up on. Lindeen is not making things easy on [...]