Aug 04 2007

A conversation with Nolan, age 3.5

“Do you have a penis?”
“No.”
“I do.”
“I know.”
“You should get one,” he said. “You can just stick it on.”

Posted on Sat, 04 August 2007 at 9:09 am

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This post has 4 comments. Add your own.

Peabo

Diet Coke RIGHT up my nose.
04 Aug 07 at 10:12 am #
PeeWee

Why didn’t we think of that before?
04 Aug 07 at 12:51 pm #
UH

The important part of the equation is where you stuck it on.
04 Aug 07 at 2:55 pm #
Aleksandra

Nolan is very ingenious person
05 Aug 07 at 10:54 am #

Be bold & mighty forces will come to your aid.
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