Sep 25 2007

8:16 a.m. is not too early to have an orgasm

Sure, I’m gonna be late for work. But some things must be shared immediately. I was just perusing Reveille and learned that Andrew Bird is gonna open for Wilco on October 10.

HOLY SHIT! Andrew Bird + Jeff Tweedy in one night? I am not sure if my heart can handle that. As you well know both gentlemen have been long-time residents of the Imaginary Boyfriend List

This just proves that I was, in fact, right and that someone in the universe loves me and wants me to be happy.

Of course, because I am the bittersweetheart, I am convinced I will get hit by a bus sometime in December.

Tags: Andrew Bird, Jeff Tweedy, Music

Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 8:28 am

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This post has 9 comments. Add your own.

Lori

I share that same sense of fatalism. When things go well, I am convinced something bad will happen. Getting run over by mass transit never crossed my mind, but I’ll add that to the list of potential tragedies. Thanks for expanding my neurosis!
25 Sep 07 at 9:08 am #
Jodi

Thank you! I consider it a good day when I can help make the insane a little insanier.
25 Sep 07 at 9:14 am #
shokkou

But you’d die happy with a heart full of anticipation! Best way to go imo.
25 Sep 07 at 9:19 am #
Gil Hicks

well, did you come or what?
25 Sep 07 at 9:23 am #
Peabo

I’m pretty sure that 8:16am is too early to USE the word Orgasm.
25 Sep 07 at 11:46 am #
Jodi

Prude-o, it’s never too early to use the word orgasm.

And Gil? I am not up on my Mallrats, but doesn’t he shout something like “God, you pervert, that’s private.”
25 Sep 07 at 2:14 pm #
Brodie Bruce

Jesus Christ, man! There’s just some things you don’t talk about in public!
25 Sep 07 at 4:07 pm #
RJ

Tweedy. Bird.

Makes me wonder what the concert t’s will look like.
25 Sep 07 at 11:58 pm #
Jodi

Oh no, you didn’t.
26 Sep 07 at 8:20 am #

Be bold & mighty forces will come to your aid.
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