8:16 a.m. is not too early to have an orgasm
Sure, I’m gonna be late for work. But some things must be shared immediately. I was just perusing Reveille and learned that Andrew Bird is gonna open for Wilco on October 10.
HOLY SHIT! Andrew Bird + Jeff Tweedy in one night? I am not sure if my heart can handle that. As you well know both gentlemen have been long-time residents of the Imaginary Boyfriend List
This just proves that I was, in fact, right and that someone in the universe loves me and wants me to be happy.
Of course, because I am the bittersweetheart, I am convinced I will get hit by a bus sometime in December.

Lori
September 25th 2007 - 9:08am
I share that same sense of fatalism. When things go well, I am convinced something bad will happen. Getting run over by mass transit never crossed my mind, but I’ll add that to the list of potential tragedies. Thanks for expanding my neurosis!
Jodi
September 25th 2007 - 9:14am
Thank you! I consider it a good day when I can help make the insane a little insanier.
shokkou
September 25th 2007 - 9:19am
But you’d die happy with a heart full of anticipation! Best way to go imo.
Gil Hicks
September 25th 2007 - 9:23am
well, did you come or what?
Peabo
September 25th 2007 - 11:46am
I’m pretty sure that 8:16am is too early to USE the word Orgasm.
Jodi
September 25th 2007 - 2:14pm
Prude-o, it’s never too early to use the word orgasm.
And Gil? I am not up on my Mallrats, but doesn’t he shout something like “God, you pervert, that’s private.”
Brodie Bruce
September 25th 2007 - 4:07pm
Jesus Christ, man! There’s just some things you don’t talk about in public!
RJ
September 25th 2007 - 11:58pm
Tweedy. Bird.
Makes me wonder what the concert t’s will look like.
Jodi
September 26th 2007 - 8:20am
Oh no, you didn’t.