I was helping The Tibbles put on their pajamas before going downstairs to watch “the ghost movie” with the lights off and eat Nutter Butters (the ghost movie they were demanding? Casper Meets Wendy).
“Why don’t you have a penis?” Nolan asked.
“Because I am a girl,” I said.
“You need a penis,” he said.
“No I don’t,” I said.
“Yes you do,” he said. “So then you can wear Batman underwears.”

This post has 3 comments. Add your own.

  1. UH

    “‘You need a penis,’ he said.”

    Pretty much all of his relationships with women will begin like this.

    20 Oct 07 at 3:19 pm #
  2. Nolan is my hero. Sadly, they don’t make Batman underwears for girls. If only….

    20 Oct 07 at 9:19 pm #
  3. I can think of several reasons why I might need to possess a penis….underwear isn’t on the list, but out of respect for Nolan I’ll definitely add it.

    21 Oct 07 at 3:53 pm #

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