Oct 28 2007

Things I learned from the friendly redhead stocking facial cleansers

He isn’t used to saying good morning
Because he’s usually sleeping at this time
Sleeping through Algebra 2
He’s lucky that the college he’s going to doesn’t have a minimum GPA or require the ACTs
It’s a 9-month technical course
At Wyotech
He’s going to learn to work on semi-trucks
His dad is not happy with this decision
Because he wanted him to go to a four-year college
But the redhead didn’t want to

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Posted on Sun, 28 October 2007 at 10:31 am

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Edge

I may be a bad person, but when I saw “facial cleaners,” I thought of Japanese porn and white hand towels. Sorry.
01 Nov 07 at 12:03 pm #
Jodi

pervert! I was talking about Oil of Olay and Neutragena. Sheesh.
01 Nov 07 at 12:06 pm #
Edge

Guilty as charged; I resemble that remark.
01 Nov 07 at 2:45 pm #

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