Answering the Googlers’ Questions IV: There is no talk about penises this time
What is kinoki?
They’re these totally funky pads that you stick to the bottom of your feet to remove all your toxins. They are also a total scam.
How do you know how tall your gonna be
The doctors can measure the spaces between your bones when you’re a kid. I guess that gives them some indication of how tall you’re gonna be. When I was 12 and six-feet tall the doctor told me not to worry because I’d stop growing when I started menstruating. TOTAL LIE! I grew four inches after that blessed occasion.
What does super target have?
Groceries, deodorant, and everything else you could possibly need or want. For everything else, there’s Amazon.com.
What is a hootenany?
1. The second full-length album by The Replacements
2. a social gathering or informal concert featuring folk singing and, sometimes, dancing.
Who sings the Sweet Valley High theme song
Kathy Fisher
Do men find tall women attractive
Allegedly.
Who dated Darryl Hanna in the 80’s
Er, you mean besides Jackson Browne?
why get a cow when you can get the milk for free?
Because you’re hungry for a tasty hamburger.
Why is it hard for tall women to date?
I am not sure. I do have a theory though. Of course. When you grow up being taller than everyone else and sticking out above the crowd, you spend all your time sure that everyone is looking at you all the time. Why do you think that? Because people are rude and will point and stare. It’s unnerving and embarrassing.
It makes you chant “please don’t notice me, please don’t notice me” over and over in your head. You learn to cultivate a haughty and I’m above you plebians air, because crying isn’t an option when you’re at the mall and being pointed at.
I think this haughtiness can be off-putting and depending on the dude can be read any number of ways — snobby, cold, arrogant, you name it.
Also, I think there is a lot of hardwired societal things wrapped up in height. Men are supposed to be strong and big and tall. Women are supposed to be small and petite. It really fucks with your head when you’re taller than all the men you know (well, except for Wolfdogg and the TTHM, but well, you know) and you have to spend a lot of time rethinking what your definitions of what masculine and feminine are.
Do girls have a taint?
Yes, yes they do.
What are the benefits to being a meteorologist?
There are many. You would be the first to know when it was gonna rain. You could become a weather terrorist and hold the TV station hostage when it thunders. You could meet Sven Sundgaard the pocket-meteorologist.
What day is jun 6th 1985?
A Thursday, also my 13th birthday.
Who will recoup a big fat mercedes?
Rob Gordon, the Rob Gordon.
Why are the homies dissing my girl?
I don’t know. Why do they gotta front?
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UH // Jan 08 08 at 7:37 pmI thought everyone dated Daryl Hannah in the eighties. I mean, I don’t remember much about that decade, but I think even I dated her a time or two.
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