Mar 02 2008

A complete accounting of stuff I brought home from the office

1 Desk Lamp
1 baseball cap
2 bottles of lotion
3 Superman Action Figures
1 Picture of my niece and nephews
1 candle from Space 150
2 Thesauri
2 pairs of headphones
1 iPod charger
2 Burnt Sienna Crayons
7 Red pens
1 Brachiosaurus
13 empty software boxes (one of each product I wrote the box for)
1 box of 12 Blue Highlighters [these came from H, our office manager, who said everyone's parting gift was going to be a box of highlighters, a stapler, a 12-pack of paper clips, etc. . . because the office is closing she has to get rid of this crap]
6 pads of Post-it Notes
1 tape dispenser
2 rolls of Scotch tape
1 stapler
1 orange pen cup
2 pairs of scissors
4 tubes of spare leads for my mechanical pencils
1 Robert Maplethorpe calender
1 89.3 The Current Coffee Mug
1 Mail Cart
1 Wacom Tablet (slightly used)
1 Brokeback slink
1 Old School CD carrier with Blogger stickers on it from the days when Blogger sold stickers as a way to raise funds for a new server

Tags: Corporate Tool, junk, There is no five

Posted on Sun, 02 March 2008 at 7:23 pm

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shokkou

You have TWO burnt sienna crayons?! You’re so lucky.
03 Mar 08 at 7:41 am #
Jodi

I have about 67 of them. For my birthday about four or five years ago, Wendy bought me a box of 64 crayons. All of them were Burnt Sienna.
03 Mar 08 at 8:42 am #
Peabo

I totally envy your mailcart. Actually, I envy you for having the mailcart. I have no emotion regarding the mailcart itself except I think it’s superfuckingcool.
03 Mar 08 at 9:41 am #
Don

I liked the Brachiosaurus.
03 Mar 08 at 3:55 pm #

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