Mar 11 2008

Now I need to scrub my brain with a toothbrush

This might come as a surprise to a lot of people coming from the woman who calls her web site I Will Dare, but I don’t have sexual, groupie-like feelings towards Paul Westerberg. In fact the thought of it kind of oogs me out.

So now you’ll understand my general feeling of heebie-jeebieness with regards to the awful sex dream I had about Mr. Westerberg last night. It wasn’t even a sex dream so much as a want-to-have-sex dream.

I am gagging a bit just recalling it.

So PW and I were in, perhaps an office building, a dorm, or a hotel with the room’s door open. People were milling about outside and he was trying to plan his next tour. I was helping, I guess. See, I wanted him to do three shows in Chicago and he only wanted to do one. I decided to con him into seeing things my way by rubbing my naked breasts all over him.

It worked. Barf.

And now whenever I close my eyes, all I can see is Paul in those blue sunglasses looking up at me from beneath my breasts.

Gag me.

Tags: barf, Dreams, Paul Westerberg

Posted on Tue, 11 March 2008 at 7:59 am

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Placemat

“I decided to con him into seeing things my way by rubbing my naked breasts all over him.
It worked.”

This will work for just about anything, anytime.

& Maybe it’s time for a name change to, I WILL BARE
11 Mar 08 at 11:58 am #
Dave88571

This is the first time i have ever placed a comment anywhere. Your writing always emotes some great emotion out of me. I certainly laughed out loud at this one. Please keep it up, your writing is wonderful!
11 Mar 08 at 2:43 pm #
Jodi

Nothing will bring people out of the woodwork like naked breasts.
11 Mar 08 at 2:46 pm #
UH

Did someone say naked breasts?
12 Mar 08 at 5:07 pm #
hayley

hahahahaaa….
that is hilarious.
hopefully his wife doesnt find out =O
hahaa
wow.
23 Mar 08 at 9:43 am #

Be bold & mighty forces will come to your aid.
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