As many of you know, we here at I Will Dare strive to provide factual answers to the questions that bring Googlers to these pages. Here is the latest installment.
are there any songs with the name jodi in them?
Heck yeah.
Rattlesnakes by Lloyd Cole + the Commotions
Jody by America
Jodi by The Dodos
Jody Sings by Masters of Reality
what does rufus wainwright think of billy joel?
I am sure he loves him. Who doesn’t love Billy Joel?
who sings why cant i breathe whenever i think about you?
Liz Phair
what was my horoscope in 1994?
A lie.
why did cormac mccarthy leave out the apostrophes in the road?
Because he’s a dink.
Do you date girl same or shorter than you but ugly or beautiful but taller than you?
You should not date because very clearly you’re kind of a shallow prick.
would you date shorter men?
Yes.
song put on my blue suede shoes who sang it?
Marc Cohn
do men like girls who wear glasses?
Uh, yeah. Haven’t you heard everyone with a penis go on and on and on and on about their Tina Feytish?
Is and then we came to the end a memoir?
It’s not a memoir, it’s crap.
why are men so quick to hurt you?
Because a lot of me are kind of emotionally clueless.
What is the take it easy baby song from the silence of the lambs?
I only know this because Peabo told me “American Girl” by Tom Petty was in that movie.
should you start a sentence with a verb?
Not unless you are a marketing wonk.
will mike doughty go out with me?
No. He’s too busy trying to figure out that he wants to go out with me.
what are you going to do kill me with a spoon?
Yeah.
who sings im just a teenage dirtbag?
Wheatus
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Posted on Thu, 13 March 2008 at 9:52 am
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Also, “Jody Girl” by Bob Seger and “Papa Come Quick (Jody and Chico)” by Bonnie Raitt.
13 Mar 08 at 11:21 am #Men with a Tina Feytish? Where can I hook up with that!?
15 Mar 08 at 10:38 pm #Jodi, there’s a Dr. Freud here who would like to speak with you about the typo in your “emotionally clueless” response.
25 Mar 08 at 5:31 am #