Apr 02 2008

Answers to the question ‘So what do you do now?’

Nap
Pretend like I am independently wealthy
Freak out
Read books
Think about looking for a job
Lunch

Tags: unemployed

Posted on Wed, 02 April 2008 at 10:28 am

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The Daily Show goes after the Shakopee Prision If you were 3, 4, or 6 this would totally make your day

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one more question

am i worth it?

that’s all, nothing else

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Peabo

Don’t forget “not deal with HR.” That’s a bonus.
My HR person just told me he won’t allow me to take a week of unpaid leave. *snicker* Watch me, buddy. Watch me.
03 Apr 08 at 8:26 am #
bakiwop

“not deal with HR” is a good one. i have a new stupid question with answer for silly interviews.

Q. Can you work under pressure?

A. I’ve been tested to 3 atmospheres.

- Vote often, vote bakiwop
03 Apr 08 at 5:39 pm #
PeeWee

Don’t forget to call people you know with an 8 to 5 job and tell them how late you slept in.
03 Apr 08 at 11:44 pm #

Be bold & mighty forces will come to your aid.
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