May 10 2008

Questions I’ve been asked by my sisters today via text message

1. What color was the house in Goonies?
2. Is it led or lead as in “He led the discussion” (I had to get Peabo’s help on that one)
3. What are the names of the peppers they put in the Papa John’s pizza box?

P.S. Remember how I am totally in love with David Gates? In the story I read today called something I can’t remember, he has a character who basically says, “Fuck John Updike, he blows.” I had a spontaneous orgasm reading that line.

Tags: David Gates, questions asked, Sister Club, There is no five

Posted on Sat, 10 May 2008 at 10:21 pm

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