May 16 2008

Not so charming man

Dear Morrissey,

I have decided that I am making it my life’s mission to insure that you never, ever get what you want this time or anytime. This is a light that should have gone out. I don’t even like you and here you are in my head for the last two or three days. Knock it off.

Love,
Jodi, this charming woman

Tags: Earwhig, letters, Morrissey

Posted on Fri, 16 May 2008 at 3:26 pm

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bamboozlde

thank goodness my name isn’t morrissey!
17 May 08 at 11:10 am #
bamboozlde

how about, “thank goodness my name isnâ€™t morrissey!” rim shot?
18 May 08 at 7:37 am #

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