Dear Morrissey,
I have decided that I am making it my life’s mission to insure that you never, ever get what you want this time or anytime. This is a light that should have gone out. I don’t even like you and here you are in my head for the last two or three days. Knock it off.
Love,
Jodi, this charming woman
thank goodness my name isn’t morrissey!
how about, “thank goodness my name isn’t morrissey!” rim shot?