- You have to wake up twice
- You waste a lot of the day
- Sometimes you might have a dream that you ate at an IHOP and they wouldn’t give you your credit card back because they thought you were doing something illegal and then you had to argue with the owner after waiting for four hours and he wanted you to not write on your blog about how poorly you were treated
- Or you might dream that the Artguy and the TTHM were at your place wearing matching fisherman sweaters, drinking gin, and trying to get you to have sex with them. At the same time.
- You might sleep so hard that when you wake up you might think that it’s Friday and then forget to take the garbage out
- Waking up twice in a single day sucks
- In fact, waking up the second time sucks so much that it takes you at least two hours to do it
Tags: naps, There is no five
