Things I do that if I were my own nagging spouse I would totally give me head for doing
When we last off I was my own nagging spouse, and now a list of things I would totally give myself head for if I were my own nagging spouse:
- Making sure the washer, dryer, and dishwasher are empty waiting for their next load of things to do
- Chopping up all the vegetables as soon as I get home from the grocery store so that making a buncha cruncha delicious salad only takes two minutes
- Generally keeping the big bag of peanut M&Ms secreted away in a cupboard, out of site, out of mind
- Fixing dinner AND doing the dishes every damn night
- Taking out the garbage
- Damn I do all the work around here, if I really had a spouse I’d be hella pissed that he wasn’t pulling his weight
- Stopping the habit of disrobing while walking after hitting my elbow so against the wall that I thought I’d left a hole
- Remembering to turn off the coffee pot (most of the time)
will you dare
August 13th 2008 - 12:35pm
I will dare