Balogna, i don’t even think that’s how Oscar Meyer spells it
I ate a piece of bologna while standing in front of my refirgerator with my pants unzipped. I only stock balogana because my nephew Liam, who is 3, loves it. I ate it because I had one, tow, three too many gin and tonics tonight while FFJ was over at Supergenius HQ. I tell you this because I need something to preoccupy my time while I suck down a bunch of water before I pass out. Out does not begin with a W, though I tried to spell it this way.
bamboozlde
August 29th 2008 - 5:37am
you were probably going for “woot!” not “out”. so…woot!
FFJ
August 29th 2008 - 1:14pm
i was too busy mentally making out with Keith Olbermann to notice how many drinks you had. i’d blame the democrats.
christa
August 29th 2008 - 9:40pm
i think i love this post because it was fun to follow on twitter last night, and the part about standing in front of the fridge eating bologna with your pants open is hilarious.
Jodi
August 29th 2008 - 9:41pm
The sad thing is that none of it helped, not the bologna, not the water, not the anything. I hoarked my guts out at five o’clock this morning and am only now starting to feel a little bit human.