Here is an e-mail I sent to Christa last night: I had a dream about you last night. All I remember is that for some reason you and I had discovered Rex Sorgatz’s notebook. We took it to my parents’ house and hid it. Then you and Barrett went to the grocery store to stock …
Dear 6:30 a.m., If you don’t knock it off soon, I am going to have you arrested. I have kindly asked you to fuck off before, and you did not listen. You know, 6:30 a.m. I was just starting to groove on 7 a.m. (even though my heart still belongs to 7:30) and then you …
Crap, I tried to embed the video and it didn’t work. So just go watch it: In The Know: Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?
There’s this Best Buy commercial going around the TV with the blue-shirted dude talking about the three women who needed laptops. All three of them had different needs, like one needed something easy, one needed something else, and one needed a pink laptop because she ran a business called pink. Every time I see this …
lt is taking every ounce of self control I have not to ignore everything in my life until I have finished reading Mary Gaitskill’s Don’t Cry. In fact, it took quite a bit to put the book down after devouring the first story of the collection, a story so filled with exquisite pain and beauty …
It’s hard to walk into Supergenius HQ and not talk about books. Instead of art, I have books. Instead of a TV bigger than a postage stamp, I have books. Instead of a clean, clutter free space, I have some more books. There are a lot of books and generally when people come over for …
One might think the absence of Whore Bus on this Sunday morning would be a blessing in disguise. One might think I would use this “extra” time to actually clean Supergenius HQ before my annual Superbowl date with the TTHM. Any reasonable person would think all these things. However, I am not a reasonable person. …