At Grumpy's


27
Mar 09

Reborn from a congealed puddle of tator tot grease

My throat hurt as I drove away from Grumpy’s at an entirely too late hour of the night. It was from screaming about how sexist Twilight is. Peabo’s voice probably doesn’t hurt because she’s all calm, cool, and collected in her arguments.
Part of the pain was caused by the laughter.
And the tator tots didn’t [...]


2
May 08

Here is how it is

One day you’re leaping from bed at 11:37 on a Thursday barely-morning because you’re supposed to meet someone for lunch at noon and the next thing you know it’s Friday. And it’s May.
In between there was lunch, a call from your former boss that made you laugh so hard your throat hurt, talking about writing, [...]


8
Feb 08

Living the dream

“So you lost your job?” Vodo asked.
“Yeah.”
“I thought you were a freelancer.”
“No, I have a real job.”
“Really?”
“How do you think I made my money?”
“I just thought you mooched off people.”
“No way, I’m nine to five and all that.” I paused. “Okay, 9:30 to 4, but still.”
He narrowed his eyes and half-grinned. “Did you get fired?”
“Nah, [...]


5
Feb 08

I almost forgot — On my new Loft class

I can’t remember if it was Peabo or FFJ who said it, but while discussing Project Runway and my love of Christian one of them called him “The Gay Vodo.” So as I’m sitting in class Thursday night, staring across the table at Vodo all I could think was “gay vodo gay vodo gay [...]


5
Dec 07

What she said tonight

Peabo and I were at Grumpy’s sans Jags who had to go to some Christmas concert at one of her kid’s school. We were having a grand old time talking about nipples, Vodo, our classmates, teacher contracts, having sex with tampons in (is this possible?), lesbians, and yoga. Pretty standard dinner conversation, I think.
At [...]


30
Sep 07

Things I have done since I last posted back in 1987

Went to class where I was quite happy to see Johnny, the Greek
Went to Grumpy’s with Peabo & Jags where I ate a turkey sandwich, some tater tots and talked about The Sabotage Cafe
Yelled at 8-months-pregnant Al, the cutest girl on earth™, for making us late to her surprise baby shower
Played Guitar Hero with my [...]


21
Sep 07

How I’ve been ruined by Joshua Furst

“I read that because I heard you were going to be here,” Joshua Furst the author of the absolutely wonderful (and challenging in a good way all books should challenge you) The Sabotage Cafe said.
“Where’d you hear that?” I asked because I should not be allowed to talk to total strangers.
“Oh,” he smiled. “From my [...]


11
Feb 07

On class, comic books, and crackpot theory #29

In class on Thursday we workshopped a story that had a wonderful premise. In the story a man is afflicted with all the diseases ever, a condition called Itisitis. With the Itisitis comes a superpower, the ability to give it away. Anyway, like I said, the premise was pretty kick ass.
So, as it often [...]


6
Mar 06

the rolling stones, the replacements, elvis costello and random spoojing

did i forget to mention how i totally wanted to hump whomever was playing the jukebox at grumpy’s on thursday night? whoever put their money in the record machine was serving up a nice mix of The Replacements (Nobody, Alex Chilton, Here Comes a Regular), Elvis Costello, AND AND AND The Rolling Stones!
i know! clearly [...]

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