I’m not one to make predictions being that I have such an abysmal record. For instance, “Nobody will ever stop reading the actual newspaper and get their news on the Internet.” Or, “Who wants a phone/calendar/PDA all in one, that’s dumb.”
Jodi, the great prognosticator.
It’s my penchant for picking the exact opposite of what will [...]
Bitchy
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Dec 09
Things that can go the way of the dodo in 2010, part 1
7
Dec 09
Snarkapotamus
The Dawson’s Dilemma rages on. I just sent this rather angry e-mail to Sony Pictures Home Entertainment:
I will send back my box set because I don’t think it’s right that I paid for something that doesn’t work. However, I have to say this is a horrible customer experience. I don’t see why if I have [...]
29
Nov 09
Forced hermitude
On 88% of all weekends in any given year, I am perfectly happy not to leave the confines of Supergenius HQ. I have hermit-tendencies and I’m more than willing to indulge those tendencies. However, all that changes when the hermitude is forced upon me rather than something I freely choose. When it’s forced upon me [...]
21
Sep 09
The equinox is bringing me down
The change of seasons is fucking with me. I love fall and usually spend much time rejoicing in the cooler weather and school supplies. But this year it’s just putting me on edge, making my skin greasy, and generally leaving me feeling unsatisfied.
I want to gnash my angry monkey teeth at the world and kick [...]
16
Apr 09
Enough with Susan Boyle you awful, judgmental pricks
I’m sure by now you’ve seen the video of Susan Boyle singing some song from Les Miserables on Britain’s Got Talent. If you haven’t wait about 4 minutes someone will forward it to you, link to it, tweet about it, or post it on their Facebook profile. The video is unavoidable and every time I [...]
2
Apr 09
How much does a decent TV cost anyway?
I have to buy a TV. The one that I currently own, a deluxe 19″ Fisher that was given to me by my former brother-in-law is slowly dying. It has these hideous dark lines constantly running through the picture, and because that’s not enough motion the picture likes to get a little shaky and wavy. [...]
14
Jan 09
How to succeed in blogging without really trying
I blog a lot. I read blogs all day. I’ve been blogging a long, long time (8.5 years). My actual job title? Blogger. I know that of which I speak. So take this advice to heart. Here are my tips on how to succeed at blogging without really trying:
First of all you have to call [...]
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Nov 08
I am so glad I am not 20 anymore
Hi, I am a 20-something knucklehead who is pissed off when the world doesn’t revolve around me like it should, and this makes me get all bitter because a bunch of 30somethings went to go see another bunch of 30somethings play rock and roll at a time that was not convenient to me. Wah! [...]
