The Dreams Category Archive

Welcome to the Dreams archives. The posts are listed in chronological order. Click the post title to read more.

January 12th, 2010

Four wholly unrelated things I want to tell you

I. On Sunday I made a creamy cauliflower soup. It involved pureeing and that frightened me. Plus, I had the divide the recipe in half, so there was math that also frightens me. It turned out delightful and silky and it is so good I’m a little sad that I didn’t have anyone to share [...]

November 5th, 2009

77 cheeseburgers

From the time I got my first pink walkman and a cassette of Chicago’s “17″ I would listen to music as I went to sleep. It helped with the insomnia that plagued me since I was a little kid. For as long as I could remember I did this. I would create entire bedtime playlists, [...]

October 8th, 2009

I dream of words

Last night I dreamt I was at a party, or it might have been in class. It was a gathering of people of some sort. I can’t remember what we were talking about but during the conversation I said annunciation instead of enunciation. Twice! Then someone made fun of me for it. It was a [...]

September 30th, 2009

Things I have to do today even though I don’t want to

Put on pants Update my resume Also, I dreamt the other night that I went to prom with Justin Timberlake. Not as a goofy teenager, no I went to prom as a goofy thirty-seven year old. Also, I had a bob. Also, Justin kept trying to take pictures of us with his iPhone so he [...]

September 8th, 2009

Do you correct Tim Gunn?

The other night I had a dream that Tim Gunn and Whitley, a friend from college, were at Supergenius HQ and we were playing Scrabble on my IKEA coffee table. Tim complimented me on the Cezanne poster that was hanging above my TV*. It was a Matisse poster not Cezanne at all. I just said [...]

May 4th, 2009

I had a sex dream about Bruce Springsteen

So yeah, a dream about Bruce Springsteen. A graphic, physically satisfying dream where he complimented me on technique and I didn’t comment on the fact that every woman he had sex with had signed his headboard with a black Sharpie. I am classy like that. I spent the entire act looking for other Jodis because [...]

February 6th, 2009

Rex Sorgatz’s notebook

Here is an e-mail I sent to Christa last night: I had a dream about you last night. All I remember is that for some reason you and I had discovered Rex Sorgatz’s notebook. We took it to my parents’ house and hid it. Then you and Barrett went to the grocery store to stock [...]

December 29th, 2008

The worst part was I had to live in Roseville

I dreamt last night that my family made me move into you Aunt Tete’s house in Roseville. I am not sure where my aunt had gone, but all I know is that I was forced to live in her house. It made me very sad, having to live in Roseville. So sad, in fact, that [...]

November 24th, 2008

I had a bad dream about local musicians I don’t even know

In the dream I was being followed by some sort of Jetsonsesque hover stage filled with musicians including, but not limited to: Craig Finn, Martin Devaney, Marty (a boy I went to college with), and some others who were not so easily identified. Dave Pirner was on the hovercraft acting as a conductor. It was [...]

October 19th, 2008

I am not sure what the spotlights had to do with Gatsby

I am always surprised when a song I really love comes on Eurydice. Apparently I forget that I filled the stupid iPod with songs that I really love. Last night I dreamt I went to a Liz Phair book signing and she invited me out to go out to dinner when she was done. At [...]

August 31st, 2008

I can’t even begin to get this

Last night I dreamt that Vodo made me park Ruby and swim to Grumpy’s, fully dressed, while smoking a cigarette. Apparently Grumpy’s had been relocated on the shores of Lake What the Fuck and the blacktop that is usually there in back was turned into some sort of sandy beach complete with volleyball court. Peabo [...]

August 11th, 2008

David Carr did the best he could

Let’s get this out of the way right off the bat, because some of you won’t make it to the end of this piece. David Carr’s memoir The Night of the Gun is really good. It’s dramatic, spell-binding, engaging, encouraging, and all sorts of good stuff you look for in a book. In fact the [...]

July 12th, 2008

I am not sure of the symbolism of a hedgehog making a milk shake

In the dream Grumpy’s was crowded. I was sitting at a table with Vodo and some other friends of mine. Peabo was at a different table across the bar with Neko Case and some other friends. Vodo gave me a card in the shape of a bowling ball, inside he had drawn a cartoon of [...]

June 3rd, 2008

Very well, I contradict myself

Last night I dreamt that Walt Whitman, Henry David Thoreau, and Ralph Waldo Emerson were getting frustrated with me because I couldn’t keep them straight and kept calling them by the wrong names.

May 10th, 2008

I did not have the time of my life

Last night I dreamt I went shoe shopping with the members of Green Day. They were not very nice to me. However, the shoes were really cool.