The Favorite Category Archive

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April 12th, 2009

Ramona really was a pest, on first literary love

Most bookish women I know lay alms at the altar of Judy Blume, with good reason. I too love Judy. I learned a lot from her, and as everyone knows I am more prone to quote Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing than any poem. But Judy was not my first love. My first real [...]

March 15th, 2009

You are not right

Since reading about Normal at Any Cost: Tall Girls, Short Boys, and the Medical Industry’s Quest to Manipulate Height over on Bookslut last week, the book has been bugging the hell out of me. I’ve been waffling between wanting to read each of the book’s 400+ pages and not wanting the book in my house. [...]

February 6th, 2009

The philatelist

When I was a kid I was something of a sticker collector. It was a required activity for all girls who attended University Avenue Elementary School in Blaine. I was a big fan of Lisa Frank and anything that might have included a glittering unicorn. While many of the girls in Mr. Naegle’s 5th grade [...]

January 14th, 2009

How to succeed in blogging without really trying

I blog a lot. I read blogs all day. I’ve been blogging a long, long time (8.5 years). My actual job title? Blogger. I know that of which I speak. So take this advice to heart. Here are my tips on how to succeed at blogging without really trying: First of all you have to [...]

January 23rd, 2008

Madison & Pinguino: An Interspecies Love Story

Madison is in love. Because he is a cat named after the best dead president, I thought his loves would always be of a more intellectual nature. Like that time he fell in love with Kissing in Manhattan. But now that I’ve seen Madison with Pinguino, I know that the Kissing in Manhattan incident was [...]

January 2nd, 2008

Wrapped up in Books 2007, Part II

You can read Wrapped up in Books 2007, Part I, where I talked about books with a Twin Cities connection and the best short story collections. Here I am gonna tell you about a few more kickass books and a few books you should only read if you’re kidnapped at gun point, chained to a [...]

January 1st, 2008

Wrapped up in books 2007, Part I

One of the resolutions I made last night was to read more books and watch less TV. I only managed to read a paltry 47 books last year. Pathetic. So this year I’m giving myself what I call the Largehearted Boy Reading Challenge, 52 books in 52 weeks. Go me! Before I start my challenge [...]

December 10th, 2007

Emotional porn

I have heard tales told that when some people need help getting the mojo rising or the juices flowing they follow their prurient interests to porn. Tonight I needed some help. Not with the bow-chikka-bow-bow, I took care of that yesterday ifyaknowwhatImean. Nope, I needed some emotional porn. Ever since I found out I was [...]

December 4th, 2007

Suburban Legend

Maybe my memory is playing tricks on me, but it seems that these kinds of displays were rarer and therefore more magical when I was younger. Now, I see at least a dozen of these kinds of displays on my way home from work. When I was a kid growing up in Blaine, there was [...]

December 2nd, 2007

Don’t be careful with your love

I have long been of the belief that one should never meet their heroes because it’s bound to be disappointing. Really, what can come of a meet up with someone who you’ve invested so much in and who doesn’t know you from Adam? Well let me tell you this darling ones, I was wrong. Yeah, [...]

July 25th, 2007

The absolute horror of horrors

Tonight I was digging around on Amazon, looking for some stuff on a piece for Paul Westerberg.net, when I came across this. Apparently the Barefucking Naked Ladies are fans of Paul Westerberg too. They are ruining everything.

June 10th, 2007

I can’t take my mind off of you

Much to my dismay, I have found myself thinking about him a lot lately. It’s the time of the year. He comes back to haunt me in June and July. His name was Jason and while we never dated, we were sexy friends. I guess that’s the step that comes before friends with benefits, or [...]

April 22nd, 2007

The Last Frame

It was the perfect last night. There was beer and pizza and the crash of pins mixed with laughter. The alley was full all day with old-timers and first-timers. Lots of people stopped by to bid adieu. Mom even said that at one point in the afternoon there was a 45 minute wait for a [...]

December 27th, 2006

Come here mama and dig this crazy scene

We used to go to the Golden Chair because Anderla had a thing for Eau Claire rockers and I had a thing for cold, cold beer and darts. The Chair, as we called it, was owned by one of the EC Rockers, or an EC Rocker wannabe. I can’t remember anymore. Rumor was that Daddy [...]

December 25th, 2006

My Christmas wish for you, darling ones

I haven’t opened a single Christmas present yet, but I already got the best gift I’m gonna get this year. You see, Saturday night I had myself a little panic attack. I was still pretty raw from my wanton Googling escapade. One minute I was bent over blow drying my hair and the next I’m [...]