The Misc. Category Archive

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February 12th, 2010

Disillusioned & Angry: two great tastes that taste awful together

My cheeks are flushed with anger and indignation as I type. I just got into it on twitter with MPR’s Bob Collins, someone I had long admired. In fact, just last week I was talking with Sister #2 about how much I liked Collins. And then I send one, what I thought of as innocent, [...]

February 10th, 2010

Don’t know how to party

That sound you hear is the drool dripping from my lips as I stare slack-jawed at the TV. This afternoon I handed off a huge project. I was so happy to have it done I celebrated by feasting on D’Amicos Dried Cherry & Turkey salad while watching reruns of Roseanne. Who says I don’t know [...]

February 8th, 2010

You take the good, you take the bad*

It’s snowing like a motherfucker** outside. Sure, sure it’s no DC snowmageddon, but it’s still snowing like hell. It’s supposed to snow for the next day and a half. After I white-knuckled it home from Sister #2′s last night (doing 45 in the 65 the entire 6.2 miles) I gave myself a mental high five [...]

January 1st, 2010

Happy New Year

I’m not one to brag. Even though 2009 was kind of a big dull dud, I ended it nicely by signing up a new freelance client. Then, when I was driving home tonight I decided to check my mail. I found two checks from the MN Revenue Service. Apparently I overpaid my taxes in 2004 [...]

December 25th, 2009

My Christmas 09 wish for you, darling ones

This is a picture of the beautiful, letterpressed Christmas cards I ordered on Etsy (and the White Violin from The Umbrella Academy, she lives on the window sill). This is also a picture I took roughly 20 minutes ago after having cracked the seal on these beautiful Christmas cards that were not sent out. Maybe [...]

December 14th, 2009

Smart women covet other women’s coffee mugs

I bought this Smart Women Desk Set for Sister #2′s birthday. I cannot remember the last time I bought a gift for someone that I so badly wanted to keep for myself. In fact, if I hadn’t already bragged how I wasn’t buying her books, I would keep this and hit up Sister #2′s wishlist. [...]

December 4th, 2009

Making it right

Monday, I was pretty damn sure I’d never deal with Tires Plus again. I was still pretty miffed at the shoddy treatment I received over the weekend, and when the manager called I blew him off. Mature? Probably not. But I had convinced myself there really was nothing they could do to make me happy, [...]

November 29th, 2009

Forced hermitude

On 88% of all weekends in any given year, I am perfectly happy not to leave the confines of Supergenius HQ. I have hermit-tendencies and I’m more than willing to indulge those tendencies. However, all that changes when the hermitude is forced upon me rather than something I freely choose. When it’s forced upon me [...]

November 26th, 2009

Giving thanks, 2009 edition

When writing the traditional Thanksgiving post a blogger can go one of two ways –mushy and sincere or withering and sarcastic. Both have their bits of predictability — I’m thankful for my family and health and house and friends and blah OR I’m thankful that I live in a world where Matt Lauer talks about [...]

November 8th, 2009

The rabid chipmunk makes me more emotional than usual

Even on my best days I’m kind of a crybaby. For reasons I cannot explain, crying is my go-to form of expressing emotion — sad, happy, angry, afraid — you name it, I cry. I would be more concerned about this if it wasn’t something I’ve done all my life. I’m just wired for tears. [...]

November 1st, 2009

Answering the Googlers’ Questions XII: Severe lack of wit edition

This is a feature on I Will Dare where we answer the questions that brought inquiring Googlers to our doorstep. Usually it’s much funnier, but I didn’t sleep a lot last night. However, I do have to tell you that my DVR is currently in possession of 10.5 hours of V (the mini-series, both of [...]

October 27th, 2009

You can learn a lot from a quack

Have I told you about my brother-in-law Ben getting his masters degree in holistic healing arts or, as Sister #2 and I like to call it, quackery? (Once I mistakenly called it Voodoo and then had to sit through a 18-minute lecture about how Voodoo is a real and valid religion and I shouldn’t be [...]

October 12th, 2009

Crackpot Theory #37: 5 minute songs, 3.5 hour movies & 400 page books

Okay, I’m still working on this theory, but it’s been bubbling inside of me ever since I picked up Frank Portman’s Andromeda Klein. The book clocks in at something like 430 pages (I’d go look but it is upstairs and I am downstairs). That’s a lot of pages, especially for a young adult novel. I [...]

October 7th, 2009

FTC disclosures, a list

So yeah, the FTC is getting in bloggers’ business and requiring them to reveal when they’re getting free gifts or cash for reviews. First of all, the FTC can blow me. Second of all, what gets my goat is that they’re coming down on bloggers. They should also require movies and TV shows and newspapers [...]

October 5th, 2009

Welcome to GFY week where there’s much to do & procrastination is king

Hi. I have a short story due (for the class that I love so much that if I had a penis I would sport wood from 6-8 every Wednesday) this week, which makes this an official Go Fuck Yourself (GFY) week. Yay! GFY week started a few years ago when I was cranky and stressed [...]