seamus, the dirty rotten bastard, snuck out at lunch and bought a delicious, beautiful iPod Nano. it is black and so pretty i want to weep. he wouldn’t let me hump it, but he did let me cuddle it up to my face and coo. he makes being responsible so damn difficult. i think i …
seriously, i just drank champagne from a paper cup. we were toasting Kappa before he left. we’re so sad to see him go that not even drinking champagne made it better.
today is kappa’s very last day as a co-worker of mine at Hell, Inc. he is moving on to other, greener pastures. i will miss him muchly. i adore kappa so much that i got my ass out of bed at 7 a dot m to make some caramel rolls for his last breakfast. yes, …
we just did shots of really gross nutty alcohol stuff that Seamus got on his flight from India to Amsterdam. i’ve decided to start a campaign where we do shots every friday at 3.
before seamus left for India a little over a week ago, we (Al, the cutest girl on earth™ and i) told him he had to bring us back some sort of Ganesh statue. he came back with a boatload of Ganeshs for everyone, but very special ones for me and Al. al’s is a bitty …
i’m sitting in one of the board rooms with Al, the cutest girl on earth™. she is typing furiously on some creative brief. i am supposed to be helping her, but mostly she wants me to just wait until she is done furiously typing and then listen and react. i am the listener and the …
i’m listening to The Libertines at top volume in a desperate attempt to keep my brain from atrophying. i knew it was gonna be quiet and boring, but i had no idea how quiet and boring. i had a beautiful reprieve of a lunch with FFJ and lovely Miss Viv (who is something like eight …
everyone can agree that mondays generally suck, but mondays when your two work-BFFs are gone are like a whole-new level of suckiness heretofore unexperienced by this supergenius. Al, the cutest girl on earth™, and seamus are at a trade show. it sucks. so it’s gonna be a slow quiet few days here in the land …
ok, remember how last spring i went to chicago and had a big ol’ fucking hootenenanny with my westernerd friends? well i just sorta did that with my coworkers who i adore so much more than i probably should. kappa, al, the cutest girl on earth™, seamus, julie, kappa, and someone who we will henceforth …