Jaycie and Max are making me lunch. I think we’re playing some sort of restaurant game. Jaycie took my order on a notebook and Max proclaimed himself chef. This is probably not one of my better ideas, playing along with this. I suspect the mess in the kitchen will not be worth the “fun” we’re [...]
Supergenius HQ
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Dec 07
On the first day of Christmas vacation my true love gave to me, nothing
Bedtime: 2 a.m.
Waketime: 8:24 a.m.
Goals for the day: Clean the upstairs, all of it — laundry room, Fortress of Solitude, my bathroom, my bedroom, and the still empty master suite.
Yes, during the next thirteen days of Christmas vacation I’m turning iwilldare.com into a Bridget Jonesesque diary of sorts. Come on, I don’t have anything to [...]
16
Dec 07
Simon & Garfunkel were probably writing about this place
Sometimes, on Sunday afternoons, it gets so quiet in here the only thing that can be heard is the fizz and pop of the bubbles in the Diet Coke and the ceiling fan. That’s only until the Diet Coke goes flat, then it’s just the ceiling fan and the blood pulsing though my fingers.
It’s [...]
10
Sep 07
Welcome to Aunt Jodi’s House of Child Labor
Now that Stink has embarked on his senior year of college and Sister #2 often has to social work on the weekend, I’ll be spending a lot of Saturday afternoons with Jaycie and Max.
It’s gonna be so rad. I recently discovered that little kids love money, and they love it so much that they will [...]
4
Sep 07
Some really, very important housekeeping items from the management of iwilldare.com
First of all, and this is really very serious and important, if anyone knows anyone who can get me some tickets (or, realistically A TICKET, because I am not above going alone) to the MGD Craft Series with Paul Westerberg at First Ave, not only will I be your BFF, I will supply you with [...]
