It’s hard to concentrate on writing propaganda when you can’t seem to stop listening to the FABULOUS Jeff Tweedy bootleg you got this weekend If I am reading a book that is so horribly stupid and poorly written I will stop 50 pages in and feel great relief when I dump the book off on …
• Conan O’Brien totally gives me a hard-on • I have no idea what the proper style of hardon/hard-on/hard on is • What channel are these shows on? I have not watched a single episode of any of these emmy-nominated shows • I bet ‘A Different World’ and ‘Dawson’s Creek’ don’t win anything, anything! • …
• the song ‘hesitating beauty’ by wilco & billy bragg • my new iTrip that fits perfectly even when Roland is wearing his sex-toy like iSkin • my new digs at work • milwaukee & chicago • the story that i am brewing in my head to write for iwilldare.com • paulie the westernerd
happy new year darling ones! if you’re like me you’re kinda glad that 2004 is over. it wasn’t a bad year really, just one of upheaval. i’m thinking that maybe i only dig odd-numbered years. 2005 promises to be the most challenging year of my life that i can remember in quite sometime. with the …
my westernerdian pal, zook, has started a campaign to keep me upbeat and smiling while stuck here in the arctic pits of Hell, Inc. in his quest he sends me totally rad mp3s (the queers, “see you later fuck face” screeching weasel “i don’t give a fuck” are two examples), and he also asks me …
it probably was not a good idea to ingest a medium mint condition from caribou at 6:30 tonight. but if sister #2 is kind enough to bring it the bowling alley for me, who am i to object? i mean really, that’d just been rude. i was at the bowling alley because i had dinner …
1. every 20something boy who works at caribou coffee. i just love them coffeeboys. 2. the way that tri-kap, a coworker, calls me the evil overlord. 3. the fact that artguy is not bugging the shit out of me today. 4. Maile Meloy. 5. i do believe, that there is no five. 6. how the …
- read the past three years worth of words-of-the-day from your page-a-day calendar – slunk way down in your chair until your head rests on the back of it and stare aimlessly at the ceiling. claim to be thinking of anyone asks what you’re doing. – fantasize about the boy you want – chew gum …
1. seven o’clock comes pretty damn fast when you’re still awake at 3 a.m. 2. considering that, i’m really quite awake and chipper. 3. you gotta a love a meeting where you can say, “you know, i’m trying really hard to care about this, and i just can’t.” which prompted the bossman to say, ‘oh …