nicholas cage in leather pants. tim russert on conan. . . how did i get so lucky?

Dara posted a comment using the discuss and she is so totally right that i just have to bring it up again. She said that the Clyde Debacle of 2000 would have never occured if i were a man. and she’s right. and it makes me so damn angry i could puke my guts out. …

have you ever dropped an entire case of beer on your feet? let me tell you, it’s not fun. it’s really, really not fun when you are in the beer closet and there are 40 people bowling and you are trying to get the weenie engineers some more grain belt premium and when you grab …

for all of you who don’t know this. . . my brother-in-law tony rules. he’s the new brother-in-law, he just married sister #3. i love tony. he’s taking care of this whole clyde debacle. he’s already called a bunch of places for estimates and if they are too expensive, he’s gonna have his brother mike …

i’ve made a big decision in my life. it wasn’t easy and it’s tough for me to admit this. it goes against most everything i have been saying for months and months. . . yes, tonight i have come to the conclusion and must confess that i find Hi-C fruit punch much better than Hawaiian …

gah! they want $560 more to fix clyde!! how can this be fair. i hate cars. i really, really do. now i am gonna have to stay at my parents’ house tonight. this week stinks!

remember how i paid $418.03 to get clyde fixed? remember how it didn’t work and i had to take him back to the shop on monday? remember that? guess what?!? i get to take clyde back to the shop tomorrow. wahoo! aren’t i just the luckiest girl in the whole wide world? i need to …

oog. i want a redo. i want to start Sunday at 3 p.m. again. can we do that? so, i finally get my butt motivated and head over to mamala and pop’s to do laundry. yes, i have two weeks worth of dirty clothes loaded into the allegedly newly fixed clyde. yes, i say allegedly. …

i am supposed to be at my folks’ house washing clothes. but i cannot resist this. here are my favorite phobias from The Phobia List: (*denotes phobia i actually have) Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth Athazagoraphobia- Fear of being forgotton or ignored or forgetting* Autodysomophobia- Fear of one …