It’s 1:16 p.m. and you sit down to a fine turkey sandwich for lunch. While eating your turkey sandwich you watch the latest Dawson’s Creek rerun and decide that after lunch you’re gonna clean the Fortress of Solitude that needs to be de-Tibbled. While eating lunch decide that you need a new printer because your [...]

First of all, I smell like peanut butter. Again, this is not a complaint, merely a statement of fact. I’ve been subsisting on bread and peanut butter for the past two days. Not because there’s no other food here, but only because Sister #4 brought over all this great bread for dinner the other night [...]

The worst part about finding out that I’m losing my job in a few months is that it has caused my ADD to go into hyperdrive. I have to keep apologizing to people while I’m speaking with them because I lose my train of thought mid-sentence. I’m lucky that the only people I’ve spoken with [...]