It was about 10:05 p.m. when I clicked the Add New link on my WordPress dashboard to begin composing a new post about how I took the Tibbles to the park (where I got sunburn) and watched Liam lick spilled Freezie Pop off the top of a table. There was going to be more Tibble [...]
Posts Tagged: ADD
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Apr 08
This is your brain on ADD
It’s 1:16 p.m. and you sit down to a fine turkey sandwich for lunch. While eating your turkey sandwich you watch the latest Dawson’s Creek rerun and decide that after lunch you’re gonna clean the Fortress of Solitude that needs to be de-Tibbled. While eating lunch decide that you need a new printer because your [...]
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Dec 07
How I got to smell like peanut butter and other tales from hermitude
First of all, I smell like peanut butter. Again, this is not a complaint, merely a statement of fact. I’ve been subsisting on bread and peanut butter for the past two days. Not because there’s no other food here, but only because Sister #4 brought over all this great bread for dinner the other night [...]
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Nov 07
I’m sorry, what was I saying?
The worst part about finding out that I’m losing my job in a few months is that it has caused my ADD to go into hyperdrive. I have to keep apologizing to people while I’m speaking with them because I lose my train of thought mid-sentence. I’m lucky that the only people I’ve spoken with [...]
