1. I am turning into an alien. I have a dry, scaly patch on the back of my neck. I can’t quite see it with a mirror but I’m pretty sure it’s green and purple, because I saw it on V once.
2. John Updike is old and boring and writes old and boring short [...]
Jan 07 2008
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Conclusions I came to on the commute to work
My new postal worker crush (not be confused with my old postal worker crush)
The Supergenius’ battle with Alice Munro
I Just Want The Girl In The Blue Dress To Keep On Dancing
How phony I feel today
There is no five
My unending gratitude at the kindness and thoughtfulness of internet strangers
