10:55 am, 08.Oct.07 · No Comments

I don’t know if it’s the hellmouth that is Eden Prairie, MN or if Hell, Inc. is located in one of those sick buildings filled with awfulness and spores, but my allergies never, ever bother me unless I am here. I hate Eden Prairie.

9:59 am, 16.May.07 · No Comments

With special thanks to Simon & Garfunkel:
Hello allergies, my old friend,
I’ve come to bitch about you again,
Because a sneeze softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the pollen that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of sneezing.

10:08 am, 16.Aug.05 · 3 Comments

i’m 33 and for the first time in my life i have to deal with allergies. i’ve never had allergies before and used to boast about my lack. now, karma is kicking my ass. i’m pretty sure my sinuses are trying to escape through my face, at least that’s what it feels like. if the [...]

10:29 am, 02.Jun.05 · Comments Off

i’ve decided that i have allergies. that’s the only way to explain these weird two-day bouts of cold-like symptoms. today, my sinuses are doing their best to try and escape my face. it’s weird, because i’ve never had allergies before. but today, today i am convinced that this is something else. something that is not [...]