9:48 am, 19.Oct.04 · Comments Off

it’s time once again to extoll the virtues of working from home. while i couldn’t do it all the time, i would miss terribly the opportunity to commune with (and torture) my co-workers. but you know there’s just something about being able to sit down in your pajamas with messy hair, no bra, and just [...]

11:49 pm, 01.Mar.04 · Comments Off

today, i found out that much to my delight there’s a cute jodi-type way. stunning, huh? i had no idea. none at all. but apparently, according to darling jason, there is in fact a cute jodi-type way that’s “adorable, really.” apparently when one says, “i know,” in a breathy almost whisper, you say it in [...]

3:29 pm, 27.Jan.04 · 2 Comments

that wormmy virus is making checking e-mail not so much fun. chances are if you sent me an e-mail today it was deleted in the deluge, i’m sorry. also i am not addicted to burt’s bees. also i’ve been so busy i haven’t had a single chance to e-mail the artguy. also i have now [...]

8:28 pm, 13.Oct.03 · 1 Comment

booya! i got the newsletter and the profile done in just under an hour. i am NOT your average everyday sane psycho supergoddess. i feel so accomplished. i rule!

10:09 am, 08.Sep.03 · 1 Comment

creepiness is being signed in to your chat program of choice at work and then seeing your home name (GeminiMat) login.
i wonder what those damn cats are up to.

2:04 pm, 02.Sep.03 · 3 Comments

you know, i’ve decided if my ass were bigger i wouldn’t have the pants falling down problem that i am currently experiencing.
maybe i need a belt or something.

11:32 am, 08.May.03 · 2 Comments

i can’t sit still today. i don’t know what the problem is. my leg is bouncing. i’ve checked my e-mail about 984 times. i can’t concentrate. i even have a really cool story to write for the newsletter– so it’s not boring subject matter that’s causing me to wander. i just can’t focus. i feel [...]

9:51 pm, 25.Mar.03 · 2 Comments

ok, so tell me, would it be really super annoying if i set my phone to sing the muzak version of Buddy Holly instead of just ringing?

12:05 am, 31.Jan.02 · 3 Comments

so i am drunk, again. well, again because i’ve been drunk before but really i haven’t been drunk or semi-drunk since 2001, well it was christmas eve anyway and does that mean i have a problem?
i am worried that i might have a problem.
see, i am a little stressed out and worried about the stuff [...]

11:26 pm, 01.Oct.01 · 1 Comment

so i am entering week three of my doing positive stuff thing. soon another someone special will get something random in the mail.

11:31 am, 17.Sep.01 · 4 Comments

Because I am a dork, I’ve made it my mission to do something positive or nice for someone once a week. It’s silly, I know, but for some reason I need to do this. I was gonna do something nice/positive from someone every day. . . but let’s be realistic, I am a lazy bastard.
This [...]

7:46 am, 03.Aug.01 · 7 Comments

ohh, i woke up this morning to discover my voice mostly gone. i got that gruffy, scratchy, sexxy voice thing going on. y’all should want to have phone sex with me, i sound that good.
but then, i’d probably suck ass at phone sex. i’d want to talk about the potato salad i have to [...]

6:40 pm, 19.Jul.01 · 1 Comment

techdoof abe called me a classic suburban white girl today. i was most offended. he called me perky. i was even more offended. i gave him the whatfor and he relinquished the label. now he says, i am the classic bitter jodi replacements fanatic. i like that much better.

1:29 am, 10.Jul.01 · 6 Comments

the burning has subsided. of course it’s now 1:30 in the a.m. do i have to go to work tomorrow? think they would buy, “i tried to go to bed at a decent time but then when i was almost asleep i got this idea and i just had to write about it and it [...]

11:07 am, 17.Jun.01 · 7 Comments

i’ve four small bruises on the inside of my right knee. it looks like someone grabbed my knee hard enough to bruise me. but nobody has grabbed my anything lately. i haven’t the foggiest notion how they got there.