Entries Tagged as 'Aunt Jodi’s House of Insanity'
Let this one be the last
This is the last one. After now I will stop whining about this past month. Sister #3 and the Tibbles have joined the zoo that is now Sister #2’s house. I am surprised that I can stand upright with the amount of guilt weighing me down. It’s weird that I got what I wanted and [...]
Read moreIf she’s so perceptive how come she can’t see how depressed I am
I feel like I’m in prison with no hope for parole. The days stretch out before me an endless chain of temper tantrums, juice boxes, and messes.
The other day Sister #3 and I had an argument about how perceptive she is. She claims she’s super sensitive and can tell what people are thinking just [...]
I’ve become a mouth-breather with really chapped lips
So what, a person updates their site like everyday for three months and then skips three days and it’s like she’s dead? Nah. I just feel like I am. Living with a gaggle of Knee-high Infection DisseminatorS can really lay a person out. I’m a shut-in. I’m not used to all these germs. I long [...]
Read moreBreakfast with Aunt Jodi
Sister #3 is at the courthouse with the rest of the Sister Club posse waiting for a judge to determine our collective fates. I am at home wrangling Tibbles. Since today is St. Patrick’s Day we decided to forgo the early-morning dance party in favor of cinnamon rolls and “spider pig” aka The Simpson’s Movie.
Totally [...]
Eep Op Ork Ah Ah is our reason for living
Glory be to God on high, the Tibbles slept in until 9:11 a.m. this morning. This allowed me approximately 7.5 hours of uninterrupted, glorious sleep. Praise be!
Things in the house that makes awful seem like a nice place to visit have been a lot better since Sunday or Monday, or whatever day it was [...]
People need to get a grip
Dear Internet,
Thanks for being crazy insane and e-mailing all Sister #3’s friends with what I wrote in a fit of anger Saturday night/Sunday morning. I really appreciate it. Things have effectively gone from bad to worse than ever before thought possible by humans. And on top of it all now I feel like a horrible, [...]
Protected: Trying really hard not to throw a hissy fit
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Read moreProtected: A brief reprieve
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Read moreSmall rewards
I stumbled downstairs this morning before work, hoping to talk to Sister #3 about our plans for the day. We’re going to be taking this one day at a time for right now.
As soon as I sat down in the La-Z-Grrl, Liam was at my side. He hugged my thigh. “I woll you.”
“What?” I [...]
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